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  1. isayRaWwR isayRaWwR
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    friends are like condoms. . .
    they p r o t e c t you when things get hard[:

  2. mtjordixo mtjordixo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 10:37pm UTC
    ----> ( smiling ) <----
    better coverup than
    neutragena
    i know its not that greatt. but-
    creditt to mee.
    fav.? thanks

  3. AwayMessages AwayMessages
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 8:40pm UTC
    Jordan and Keenan Y
    request

  4. mollyrose_44 mollyrose_44
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2009 4:17pm UTC
    This ones for the girls :)
    who buy tons of new clothes,
    and end up with nothing to wear the next day...
    haha happens to me all the time.
    maybe a series?
    comment and lemme know :]


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  6. mtjordixo mtjordixo
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    Because all of the boys,
    and all of the girls,
    are begging to,
    If you seek Amy
    (F U C K me)

  7. purpleskittle32 purpleskittle32
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 7:29pm UTC
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  10. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 12:32am UTC
    the tooth fairy tells children
    that they can sell their body
    for money. i blame her for
    prostitution.
    iconator:p

  11. teamjacob teamjacob
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 8:50am UTC
    girls are superheroes.
    who else could bleed for a week and not die?

  12. angiie_owns_y0uhx3 angiie_owns_y0uhx3
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 5:08pm UTC
    i'm not a stalker ; i'm just curious.
    oh and by the way your out of milk. (:
    creditt goes to twilight_luver_20 ;; i changed it aroundd a bitt (:

  13. XxitsxmexbexjealousxX XxitsxmexbexjealousxX
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    How to call the police:
    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
    (True Story) I LOVE IT...

  14. simfreakk32 simfreakk32
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    On my tomb stone
    it's not gonna say
    R I P
    it's gonna say
    B R B

  15. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:57pm UTC
    i wish! :DDDD

  16. jayybabyyxoxo jayybabyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    Yes, I am proud to admit;
    •i will trip over lines.
    •i smile too often.
    •i laugh way too much.
    •i tell people when i gotta pee.
    •i say things at the wrong moments.
    •i walk into just about everything.
    •i love all the old Disney movies <3
    •i don’t want to grow up.
    •I’m not perfect..
    and i’m happy being myself. (: <3
    credit to whoever..i just changed some stuff

  17. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.


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