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msvine09
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:01pm UTC

my younger cousin: sees a commercial about protecting you house.
my younger cousin: Dad do we have A-D-T?
My uncle: no but you have a D-A-D with a G-U-N

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msvine09
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June 2, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Could someone please comment and tell me whos gay from one direction?!?!?!

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msvine09
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May 30, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Your love is like a broken pencil, without it its pointless

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msvine09
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May 30, 2012 4:09pm UTC

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msvine09
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May 30, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Some people come into our life and quickly go... some stay for a while and stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.

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msvine09
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 3:58pm UTC

I really feel bad for
my future grandchildrens generation,
Do you know how much history they are going to learn?

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msvine09
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May 16, 2012 8:40pm UTC

And thats how I feel about that

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msvine09
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May 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Do you know what I find really ironic...
My best friend and I look just alike
But yet all the boys like her
Thank you b*tch

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msvine09
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 8:47pm UTC

This Is Called The Eye Test!
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:
abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
****** *** *** ****** *** ******
Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

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msvine09
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:29pm UTC

if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......

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msvine09
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May 7, 2012 9:18pm UTC

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

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msvine09
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April 4, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Texting my crush
Me: Hey
1 hour later
Texting my friend
Me: He wont text me back i hate him he's such a jerk
My friend: Just say hey whats up with a smiley face.
Texting my crush
Me: hey whats up :)
Him: Hey not much u
Texting my friend
Me: Omg hes so sweet i love him again
My friend: Whats your problem?
Me: Love

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msvine09
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Conversation at 1:00 in the morning
Him: What are you doing?
Me:Oh ya know Eating a snocone while jamming out to Selena Gomez.
Him: Awesome what song?
Me: Sexy and I know it mixed with Eye of the Tiger
Him: Wahh hahaha

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msvine09
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March 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Hey i have a question for you?
What is it.
Do you think there is to much upsexy at school bc i do.
.........
Do You?
Whats upsexy?
OH not much thanks how bout you.
omg

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msvine09
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March 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Nice Underwear!
Oh my bad those are your shorts

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msvine09
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March 8, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Knock knock;)
Who's there?
She dumped.
She dumped who?
She dumped you. Peace out douche
nmq

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March 6, 2012 4:38pm UTC

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February 14, 2012 4:47pm UTC

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msvine09
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 9:11pm UTC

Sofa-king-retarded
Think about it and comment if ya get it!

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