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  1. smileerylee smileerylee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Today is my 15th birthday ;D
    Happy Valentine's Day!<333(:

  2. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:15am UTC
    So today, I got an email from my dad.
    No, not my stepdad, my biological dad.
    I haven't seen him since I was nine.
    Don't assume he's a druggie or an alcoholic or in jail.
    He's autistic.
    Not severely, he lives alone. He just has a social disorder where he's afraid of being around people, and he has OCD.
    My mom and stepdad didn't believe he was "stable enough" to see me and my brother, so I haven't seen him for a while. But we email back and forth a few times a year.
    He was just wondering how everything was going, and he tried calling the house to talk to me, but I wasn't home.
    I told him I didn't live there anymore, that I was pregnant, and living with David.
    He called me, crying, saying if there was anything he could do for his beautiful baby, then to let him know. He also told me he loved me.
    And I told him I loved him too <3

  3. _cristin_xoxo _cristin_xoxo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Live like Spongebob and Patrick.
    Laugh out loud all day for no reason
    and annoy all the mean people
    with your happiness
    -nmq.nmf-

  4. kirsten_eaton18 kirsten_eaton18
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:43am UTC
    i noticed witty is kinda obsessed with bacon lately,
    well just to let you all know,
    i had some this morning
    IN YO FACE

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Answers.com
    Open Question
    I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
    I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
    vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
    morally wrong? is it?
    I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
    nmf

  6. smileerylee smileerylee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Be careful what you say
    One wrong word could cause someone to starve themselves.
    One wrong word could make them cut themself.
    One wrong word could push them over the edge.
    Choose your words wisely...
    An insult can take a life,
    while a compliment can save one.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  7. kirsten_eaton18 kirsten_eaton18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    the internet knows more of my life than my friends probably do..
    is that bad?

  8. kirsten_eaton18 kirsten_eaton18
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    i just want to be able laugh uncontrollably again,
    like i used to.

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I hate the show "16 and Pregnant" so much.
    There are 13 year old kids fighting cancer.
    Where is their TV show?

  10. torii46 torii46
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
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  11. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped
    about nice things?
    Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
    give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

  12. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    me; why am i still single?
    brain; you're wierd
    body; and you're fat
    face; plus you're pretty ugly
    food; i'm here for you
    - t u m b l r

  13. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I 'm an endangered species. it's called
    teenage virgin

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.

  15. crazygurl04 crazygurl04
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Hannah Montana revealed her secret.
    Zach and Cody finally graduated.
    Alex is now the Russo family wizard.
    My childhood has gone.

  16. kirsten_eaton18 kirsten_eaton18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    shy on the streets,
    sexy in the sheets (;
    prettylittleliars♥

  17. kirsten_eaton18 kirsten_eaton18
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Life is a climb,
    but the view is great.

  18. coolconvobro coolconvobro
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC
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  19. MaddyBiebs14 MaddyBiebs14
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Education Connection For free!
    FAVE IF YOU JUST SANG THAT SONG IN YOUR HEAD ♥
    F SA= OII


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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