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posted a quote
November 3, 2012 2:26pm UTC

I got the feeling for the
first time yesterday
When i saw this boy
it wasn't the normal feeling i get when i see a boy i like....this time it was different.

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posted a quote
November 3, 2012 2:23pm UTC

How to get out of a speeding ticket:
Me: Speeding
Cop: WEEOOOWEEOOWEEEOOO!!!!!
Cop: Can I see your liscense?
Me: I don't have one.
Cop: Can I see your proof of ownership of this car?
Me: Its not mine.
Cop: Where's the owner?
Me: I killed him. He's in the trunk.
Cop: Commisioner, come over here.
Comissioner: Is everything all right, sir?
Me: Fine, thank you.
Commisioner: This officer told me you stole this car, killed the owner, and don't have a liscense. Is this true?
Me: No. Here's my liscense and proof of ownership. As you can see, there is no one in the trunk.
Me: And I bet he also told you I was speeding...
Me:
Comissioner:
Cop:
Me:
And thats how you get out of a speeding ticket.

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posted a quote
October 29, 2012 12:30pm UTC

I still don't have a Halloween costume.
and Halloween is on Wednesday. I would go shopping today or tomorrow because I don't have school, but there is an f-ing hurricane. So, does anyone have any last minute costume ideas that I could use random stuff around the house? Thanks.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Put your iPod on shuffle
After the 6th song, comment the song it was on and add "With Ed Sheeran"
Mine is "Sleigh Ride with Ed Sheeran"
I wish...

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC

My 18-year-old brother: And never never never stop for anyone. Tonight lets get some, and live while we're young!
Me: Are you singing One Direction?
Brother: What does it matter to you?
Me: I'm just concerned for your health!
Brother: Well a person should be free to sing any song they want. No matter if its One Direction, Psy, Skrillex, John Travolta-
Me: John Travolta? I don't even think he sin-
Brother: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! The point is that I should be allowed to sing One Direction just as much as the next 13-year-old girl.
John Travolta:
One Direction:
Scott Pelly:
Princess Bubblegum:
Pizza Delivery Guy:
Hurricane Sandy:
Me: Ok...
This is why I love having conversations with my brother.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:44pm UTC

So I'm in a fight with my brother and I need to win.
Comment if you think that closing out apps on and iPhone with preserve the battery power.
Fav if you think that closing out the apps on an iPhone does absolutely nothing to the battery power.
Come on, witty! I need you to help me win! I wont say which side I'm on to make it fair.
Ready...set...GO!!!

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Harry Potter:
Has invisibility cloak, and doesn't go into the girl's shower.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Due Tomorrow?
Do Tomorrow.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:31pm UTC

We go together like cocaine
and waffles.
Talladega Nights.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:05pm UTC

So I heard you like bad boys.
So?
Well I hate to brag but when I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, I only cried for 20 minutes.
OMFG.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:01pm UTC

I love looking into your beautiful eyes when we are together. <3
Oh yeah, what color are my eyes?
Fnck

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Hey whatsup
So I hear you like bad girls.
Yeah, so?
I hate to brag, but Disney Channel told me to go online with my parent's permission, but I didn't ask for my parent's permission. ;)

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Hey are you busy today?
No sorry, I'm shuffling.
Oh, well are you free tomorrow?
I shuffle everyday.

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 5:43pm UTC

The perks of
having a
hurricane:
NO SCHOOL!!!!! OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!!!
nmf

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Mind = Blown
Did you know that the actress who played Gretchen Weiners in Mean Girls was the voice of Eliza Thornberry in the Wild Thornberries?

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posted a quote
October 28, 2012 1:44pm UTC

My cat is sick.
A few weeks ago he started peeing everywhere, so we took him to the vet and gave him a shot. Everything was fine after that. Two days ago he started peeing everywhere again, so the vet gave him another shot. I woke up this morning, and my mom told me that he started peeing blood all over the house. She took him to an animal hospital.
They say he might not make it.
Can everyone please pray that my Mowgli makes it out of the hospital safe during this hurricane? I don't want to lose him.
Love you, Mowgli. Don't worry. Witty will pray for you.

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posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:39pm UTC

How many times can you quote Mean Girls without it getting annoying?
The limit does not exist.

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posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:36pm UTC

You are now chatting with a random stranger! Say hi!
Me: YOU GO, GLEN COCO!!!
Stranger: And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!
Your partner has disconnected.

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posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:20pm UTC

How Great.
Another giant storm for the eastern US that cancells Halloween for all children.

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posted a quote
October 25, 2012 9:55pm UTC

That feeling you get when
Someone thinks that you're lying, but you're really telling the truth.

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