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happiest*
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September 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC

The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

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Carla Crahan.*
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June 8, 2014 3:20pm UTC

Problems of teenagers:
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones?

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Please don’t get tired of me.
It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

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yourcool
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November 20, 2013 6:30am UTC

"And I think the first sign you notice
when you begin to gain feelings towards
a person, is just how easily you get jealous when
they give others the attention which you crave."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC

i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:46pm UTC

texting someone while you're half asleep,
then reading the text in the morning and realizing you made no sense at all.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Tips for running faster
1) Hot guy in front of you
2) Creepy guy behind you

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC

i love that our friendship is based off
inappropriate humor, teasing others, and awkward sexual comments.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC

if kate middleton doesn't present her baby
to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba, they're doing it totally wrong.

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envious*
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 10:31am UTC

They didn't agree on much.
In fact, they didn't agree on anything.
They fought all the time
and challenged each other everyday.
But despite their differences,
they had one important thing in common.
They were crazy about each other.

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That_music_girl
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Me: *being hyper*
Friend: I honestly can't wait to see you when you're drunk.
anybody else?

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NoLove101
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 11:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You actully thought he liked you.

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 10:43pm UTC

watching him stare at her is possibly one of the most painful things.

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smurfalicious27
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:46pm UTC

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I saw House at the end of the street last night. Honestly, the BEST movie ever!
Warning: expect your friends to jump on top of you and scream
#almostgotkickedout
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
Boy: A flower..
Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
Friends: *Walks away*
Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
Don't be so quick to judge people.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:05pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Girls get butterflies.
Guys get boners.

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