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  1. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Phineas and Ferb
    Ok, so we've now had summer vacation and now Christmas vacation, right? Ok good, so now we are on the same page. Now let me ask you something:
    Did I miss something somewhere between August and December??? Did I? Tell me if I did. Because I'm pretty sure I missed some months in there somewhere.

  2. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2009 12:23am UTC
    Typical Holiday Police Convo (in the car)
    police 1:drive quickly we've got a car accident on 263rd and 80th.
    police 2(driving): what happened?
    police 1: they both got distracted by holiday lights.
    police 2: that's stupid how can you possibly get distracted by hol... OOOOHHHH SHINY LIGHTS!!!!
    CRASH!!!!!!!!
    And you wonder why there are so many accidents in december.....

  3. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2009 11:14pm UTC
    And what would Bella and Edward's celeb name be????
    comments would be appreciated i really want to know! :)

  4. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2009 11:10pm UTC
    Oh what I would give to be taylor lautner's
    BAR OF SOAP.......
    fave if you get it :)

  5. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 4:40pm UTC
    Today,
    I was outside and I saw a mosquito. I took off my shoe to kill it, but then decided it should get a chance to live. I named it Gordon. Five minutes later, Gordon was on my leg, sucking my blood. Gordon is in a better place now.
    MLIA
    -lmao not mine!!!

  6. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 2:49am UTC
    Hey you know if you combine Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas you get Dick Jelato??? just a thought.
    -to all the fans out there, i'm not putting them down in any way. in fact i love
    them just as much as you guys do, if not more. i just thought it was funny XD

  7. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 11:57pm UTC
    Life
    Does anybody know exactly what is life?
    Life can be like wind, flowing free.
    Life can also be like ropes,
    Tying and pulling you back.
    Life can be like a blank canvas, with space for you to write.
    Or it can be like as map, planned out already.
    It can leave you all alone to fend for yourself.
    Or a helping hand can be there to guide you every step of the way.
    Why are we here?
    God sends us down,
    But why does he take some of us way before our time?
    Or does He love those people so much that He wants them back?
    All of these questions and no answers.
    When its all laid down, we find out that nobody has all the answers.
    The wisest person in the world may think he has all the answers,
    But compared to God, he has no more knowledge than a kindergartener.
    Life. Wow.
    It’s a powerful thing.
    People are being born,
    And at the same time, people are being shot.
    And just one more question,
    Just to make you think.
    In a pharmacy, why are cigarettes sold in the front for people who want to kill themselves,
    And medicine is sold in the back, for sick people who don’t want to die yet.
    I hope I gave you some things to think about.
    what do u think? feedback would be appreciated. thanks!!!

  8. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:01am UTC
    Fiana Quote #3
    We were at camp and our counsler was speaking french. fiana knows how to speak french so we asked her what our conseler was saying. fiana said that our counsler was speaking english. Then we said "but fiana, we speak english." Then she said:
    "We don't speak english, we speak american"
    all mine, no jocks

  9. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 10:00pm UTC
    Fiana Quote #2
    "Well, maybe your fish are thirsty"
    all mine, no jocks

  10. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 12:29am UTC
    Fiana Quote #1
    "Giraffes aren't tall, they just have really long necks"
    all mine

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