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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    My friends: I like your parents.
    Me: Well that makes one of us.

  2. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Dude, that camping trip was
    In tents
    fave if you get it (;

  3. moo_cow1 moo_cow1
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    I was scrolling through the love quotes and suddenly thought ,
    'There are hardly any quotes here about bad stuff!'
    Well , get this ,
    LIFE IS BAD!!!!!!!!!
    I guess you had to face it sooner or later!

  4. CatherineKiwi16 CatherineKiwi16
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    Callie.Stardoll- Hey Girl!
    Wizzzmod- Hey!
    Callie.Stardoll- What's up?
    Wizzzmod- Not much.
    Callie.Stardoll- Your on stardoll! Everything happens here dork!
    Wizzzmod- ...
    Callie.Stardoll- Helll--o?
    Wizzzmod- Yeah. I was just offended
    Callie.Stardoll- Good
    Wizzzmod- Excuse me?
    Callie.Stardoll- My job is done.
    Wizzzmod- Huhh??
    Callie Stardoll has logged off
    You have been banned. Log Off Now.

  5. sarahjayne10 sarahjayne10
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    Callie.Stardoll- Hey Girl!
    Wizzzmod- Hey!
    Callie.Stardoll- What's up?
    Wizzzmod- Not much.
    Callie.Stardoll- Your on stardoll! Everything happens here dork!
    Wizzzmod- ...
    Callie.Stardoll- Helll--o?
    Wizzzmod- Yeah. I was just offended
    Callie.Stardoll- Good
    Wizzzmod- Excuse me?
    Callie.Stardoll- My job is done.
    Wizzzmod- Huhh??
    Callie Stardoll has logged off
    You have been banned. Log Off Now.

  6. iloveyou318 iloveyou318
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:54am UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    PLEASE ADD ME ON STARDOLL MY STARDOLL NAME IS BubblePopJay
    I Looked On My Keyboard And Saw
    That U And I Were Together
    But I Also Noticed That Under That
    Was J And K
    Please Favorite [♥]
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    PLEASE ADD ME ON STARDOLL
    MY STARDOLL NAME IS
    enrika777

  7. Emily10125 Emily10125
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I HATE
    HOMEWORK
    format sandrasaurus(:

  8. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I'm just saying
    you could do better

  9. Debuch7 Debuch7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened...

  10. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    mom: you're all dressed up! where are you going?
    daughter: the bathroom. I need a new profile picture


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. TellmeyourSECRET TellmeyourSECRET
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    When your boyfriend hugs you tight
    & you never want to let go.
    -i love you♥

  13. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    &
    looks like a man draging his bum around on a carpet
    Fave if you get it <3

  14. imnotwhoyouthinkiam imnotwhoyouthinkiam
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:20am UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Whatever happens,
    I just wanted to say thank you Steve for everything you did for us on this
    website. Because of you, strangers from across the world could bond together
    and we really are, in some ways, a family. This website has stopped so many
    people from suiced/cutting/and much more. Wheater you know it Steve, You
    changed our lives forever and saved many peoples lives as well. We will never be
    the same because of you <3
    Thank-You-So-Much-Steve
    Now please let this get a top quote so Steve can see how all of
    us appreciate wht he has done for us <3
    ♥ ♥♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  15. stovan stovan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 3:47am UTC
    KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
    Steve
    [the owner of WittyProfiles.]
    has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
    or Witty is gone, forever.
    sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
    copy & paste & keep this contract going;
    fave this if you signed. :)
    1.) xpeacexsmileex
    2.) roseisamazing5
    3.) gilliaanx
    4.) xoxodancebabi11
    5.) nina99
    6.) neonmaklexds
    7.) lillyann_13
    8.) just_a_girl_in_love
    9.) bbcheer28
    10.) lynskywalker
    11.) Hockeylovr
    12.) chrissaysrawr
    13.) xpeacexsmileex
    14.) storygirl123
    15.) KoalaGirl
    16.)Nattpicii
    17)foreverandalways41400
    18)thisl0ve
    19)Callieee24
    20) marisagirlxo :)
    21.) kateli325 :]]
    22.)zebragurl97 ;)
    23.)Teenagedreams
    24.)Sublahlove1705 ;]
    25.)ssarahbearr131
    26)Stovan

  16. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. WILL I BE OUT AT SOME CRAZY PARTY?
    NO. I'M GOING TO STAY HOME, SIT IN FRONT OF MY TV, AND
    CRY AT THE LAST EPISODE OF WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE.
    AND I WILL REGRET NOTHING.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. EmilyAmber EmilyAmber
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    The fight isn't over.
    I just need a second to catch my breath.

  19. evie_russell evie_russell
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    I don't hate Justin Beiber it's just...
    i just think he's annoying prat that sings about being in love...he's what only just 17 or 18 I don't know one 17 or 18 year old that's so in love they have to make up songs about it. I know lots of girls think he's 'fit' but really he's just a dude that decided to sweep his hair over to the side I mean come on Louis Tomlinson had his hair like that way before Justin Beiber. Also i don't think he's gay as he's blatently not as he has a girlfriend. I don't like it when people use gay as an insult i know I really nice gay couple that live near to me...glad i got that out of the way! Oh and if you took the time to read my rant then thanks!:)

  20. Teenagedreams Teenagedreams
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Hush, little sister
    Please don't cry
    I wish I could be there
    To sing you a lullaby
    I can see your arms
    Bloodied and bruised
    That's strange, little sister
    Mine were like that too
    I know you scream
    When Daddy's there
    Hush, little sister
    I know you're scared
    I can see the way
    He's hurting you
    I'm sorry, little sister
    He did that to me too
    I know that people
    Ignore what's going on at home
    That makes me angry, little sister
    You shouldn't have to be alone
    Hey little sister
    You want to know why I'm not there?
    It's a sad story, little sister
    But people should care
    You see, little sister
    One day Daddy got high
    You were asleep in your crib
    So you didn't hear my cry
    He screamed at me
    And smashed my head against the door
    While you slept, little sister
    I died on the floor
    You know, little sister
    I don't think that I would have died
    If someone had only bothered
    To listen to my cries
    But hush, little sister
    Daddy's coming home
    Quick, get into bed
    You don't want him to find you alone
    I'm sorry little sister
    He's in a bad mood
    Run while you can
    Uh oh little sister
    He's lifting his belt
    Scream while you can, little sister
    Call for help
    Hush little sister
    You don't need to cry
    No one can hurt you
    You're in my arms tonight.
    FAV if you're against child abuse.

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