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2. MissAnna
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   September 27, 2011 12:10am UTC
   it takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. <3
   ...once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.
   
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3. brienne
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   September 26, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   Dear self,
   It might be smart to take off the seatbelt BEFORE getting out of the car.
   Sincerely,
   You're such a genius
   
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4. BlueTears8
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   September 26, 2011 9:21pm UTC
   In a thousand years,
   archeologists will dig up tanning
   beds and think we fried people as
   punishment.
   nmq
   
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5. TheSwaggedOut7
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   September 26, 2011 9:21pm UTC
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   >>>>>>>
   kclove5(c)
   that amazing moment when someone actually texts you when they say they will
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6. rlhaleen
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   September 26, 2011 8:59pm UTC
   *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
   Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
   *Everyone laughs*
   Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
   *Dead silence*.
   ♥♥♥
   
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7. justbrooke97
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   September 26, 2011 8:25pm UTC
   Everyday I see a girl and think,
   "Wow, I wish I was as pretty as her."
   Then I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and says the same thing.
   Probably not...
   ♥
   
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8. TootsieRoll23
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   September 26, 2011 8:36pm UTC
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9. loveislouderthanthepressertobeprefect
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   September 26, 2011 8:48pm UTC
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10. mickey22895
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    September 26, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    There are always those kids in
    the hallway
    that are really loud
    right when it's dead silent and
    you're taking a test
    -__-
    
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11. cocobananasxx
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    September 26, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    I have something to ask you.
    Yes?
    It is very serious and requires a serious answer.
    OMG im scared now..
    Do you know the muffin man?
    I hate you.
    
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12. kristinnamariee
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    September 26, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Boy: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
    Girl: You wear pants dont you?
    
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17. maddy_xoxo
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    September 18, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Facebook is like jail.
    You sit around and waste time.
    Write on walls,
    and get poked by people you don't know.
    
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18. withyou1223
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    September 18, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    I'd rather be the girl that no one knows,
    than be the girl everyone knows,
    with a bad reputation.....
    that nobody likes.
    
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20. Emily*
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    September 13, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    one girl can only take so much
    pain
    
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