mollifers123's Quotes

mollifers123
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Onions think that they are ugly
because you cry after you get them naked.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Normal teenagers: sneak out and leave.
Me: sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:55am UTC

Is it just me,
or is Witty
Dying..?

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mollifers123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 3:47am UTC

that one time you raise your hand in class
and some jerk yells out the answer.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 3:07pm UTC

When I was a kid,
the only fun thing about shopping was
hiding in the clothes rack
nmq

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mollifers123
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Yes I'm 14.
Yes, i'm going to see Hotel Transylvania.
Yes, i'm going by myself.
Yes, i'm going to sit with strangers and stare at them and laugh.
Yes, i'm going to follow people into the photo booths and take pictures.
Gotta problem??

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mollifers123
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 9:46pm UTC

when your phone falls, you
panic
...
when your friend
falls, you laugh..

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mollifers123
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:18pm UTC

& who else remembers
Totally Spies??!!
I loved that show.....

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mollifers123
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:43pm UTC

When a kid stares at me
I stare back into their soul until they look away
nmq/nmf

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mollifers123
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 1:17am UTC

At the water fountain in Elementary school
------------♥-----------♥------------♥------------
"123 thats enough for me!"
you know you said it:)

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mollifers123
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top
doesnt make you a
cupcake:)

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mollifers123
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 1:31am UTC

Jimmy Neutron
Makes inventions that could possibly solve ALL world
problems..but keeps them a secret and only uses them for fun
:) nmq nmf:)

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mollifers123
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July 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC

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mollifers123
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:15pm UTC

•••••••••
If there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease
??
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•••••

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mollifers123
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:19pm UTC

ADMIT IT,
we all feel cool when we walk
through the mall with
tons of shopping bags in our arms

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mollifers123
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May 24, 2012 2:17pm UTC

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mollifers123
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 11:44am UTC

when i talk to a person who stutters,
i yell "REMIX!!" so they can fell all cool and sh*t

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mollifers123
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 11:34am UTC

I hate it when
i forget to turn my swag off
at night and i wake up covered in b*tches

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mollifers123
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:53pm UTC

☀ rgfsummer '12 is here!!! (for me at least)

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mollifers123
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Red: Is this what I think it is?!
Kelso: If you mean paprika, YES SIR
Kitty: Oh honey, paprika is red
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, YES SIR
Red: Green paprika? That's not a thing is it??
Kitty: As much as I wish it were, it's not
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for?
Hyde: Oregano
Kelso: If you mean oregano, YES SIR
ohh, that 70's show<3

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