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HakunaaMatata
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February 3, 2013 8:35pm UTC

My new motto:
If it won't matter in ten years, it's not worth worrying about now.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:23pm UTC

For all of you who think bad
doesn't come from the
need to be "Perfect"
Lucifer was once an angel.
MQ

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16yearsofDean
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Just a quick question..
I'm new.
Will I get obsessed?

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J3S5E
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Dear Spongebob,
You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbent.
Sincerely,
You're a tampon

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contrast
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Lost and insecure
You found me.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:08pm UTC

“When life gives you free nachos, you don’t question it.”
— Drake Parker

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I love how everyone else is watching superbowl and im on witty instead

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:35pm UTC

please don't make me think there's something when there's nothing.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:21pm UTC

i want clothes with built in toilets
lets make this happen
diapers jim
is what you're thinking of diapers

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Hit me again.
I'm still breathing.
Come on "Dad"

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:00pm UTC

So who else
Isn't watching the Super Bowl?

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MaxEatsCrayons
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Sometimes I like to pretend that everything's alright because
sometimes when everyone else thinks you're fine, you forget for a while that you're not.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:47pm UTC

I'm still alive,
but i'm Barely breathing

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Over one million people will commit suicide this year.
Share a kind word,
Save a life.
MQ

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my hobbies include
trying to close the elevator
door before someone else gets on
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:28pm UTC

Σ 'αγαπώ
我愛你
Je t'aime
Ti Amo
Is breá liom tú
I love you

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† *
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:46am UTC

Friend: My dream is to find the perfect guy.
Me: My dream is to eat as much food as I want without gaining weight.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:07pm UTC

i procrastinate
so much ill probably put
off death and never die
#what do we say to death
#not today
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:29pm UTC

As I stand here
looking at you,
I wonder if there will ever be a day
when I will get over your smile.
When I will let go of the hugs you gave me,
a day that I continue to feel.
A day when I forget the words you said to me.
Whatever would happen,
I know I could never get over,
let go of,
or forget about you.

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