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missjasmine000

1. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   Today I was driving
   & I saw an old man sleeping on his lawn mower.{True story}nmf
   
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2. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 7:44pm UTC
   Why can't quotes be pretty?I hate it when i see quotes that say "This quote won't be a top quote because it isn't pretty.."Well duh! The point of making quotes is so they can be pretty! Isn't witty supposed to be about making yourself feel pretty and special? If we can't make our quotes pretty and special then how can we feel that about ourselves?I know I'm not the only one that thinks this.. Fav if you agree with me ♥
   
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3. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 5:43pm UTC
   Pulling your phone out of your pocket the exact moment you get a text and saying to yourself "I.am.God." ♥nmf♥
   
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4. missjasmine000
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   August 26, 2011 10:52pm UTC
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5. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 4:10pm UTC
   DEARPRINGLES,
   NOW THAT I'M 15 I CAN NO LONGER FIT MY HAND INTO YOUR TUBE OF DELICIOUSNESS.
   sincerely,depressed&hungryteenagegirl.
   nmf/nmq
   
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6. missjasmine000
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   August 19, 2011 6:50pm UTC
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7. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 12:36am UTC
   So my sister and I were watching
   JERSEY SHORE
   tonight and my mom decided to watch it with us.
   This was the first time she has seen the show.
   Mom- "What's her name? Ja wa wa?"
   My sister and I-" Jwoww??"
   
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8. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 9:32pm UTC
   Promise me you'll never forget me.because if I thought you would,I would never leave.-Winnie the Pooh [♥][♥][♥]
   
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9. missjasmine000
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 6:18pm UTC
   One tear in the dropping rain.One voice in a sea of pain.Could the maker of the starshear the sound of my b r e a k i n g h e a r t ? [</3]
   
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10. missjasmine000
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:38am UTC
    Her
    favorite
    songs
    say
    more
    about
    her
    than
    her
    mouth
    ever
    will.
    [♥][♥][♥]
    
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11. missjasmine000
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:05am UTC
    My heart's a stereo. It beats for you so listen close. Hear my thoughts in every note. [♥]
    
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