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Steve · 8 years ago
Welcome! Let me know if you need help. I made this site.
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theunicorn · 1 decade ago
Hey you, You're beautiful
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MyHomiesBeKrunk · 1 decade ago
Lol it's fine! Really, it's nbd :P Haha so hey, I'm Haley! :) ♥
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MyHomiesBeKrunk · 1 decade ago
I think you left a comment on the wrong person's profile...I don't make layouts! I'm not skilled enough, lol...I think there's a mistake...
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hannahlovesxox · 1 decade ago
hey you? guess what! your goregous. ♥
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If_looks_could_killxx · 1 decade ago
Hii,
I dont know how to get people to read my stories so now ima just ask :p
Would you please read my new stories and give me feedback.?
Dont forget to follow (;
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hannahbananaaxx15 · 1 decade ago
Girrll your gorgg !
I lalaloovee your hairr, im jealous !
Your pic is soo pretty, and ur quotes are amazing..just likee youu (: okaii byee now !
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youjustlostthegame417 · 1 decade ago
Thanks for the fave [http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2599554] ;)
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AppleJuice · 1 decade ago
Smile, you're beautiful. ♥
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kaitlinsara_ · 1 decade ago
Hi, I've never done this before, but would you mind unfavoring a jocked quote and faving the original? Please&thanks. :)
Jocked;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2542002
Original;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2479562
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mareadia914 · 1 decade ago
haha iknow:) god i miss that stuff
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live_love_laugh · 1 decade ago
hi im emily. i'll follow u if u follow me :D
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kooliokelz5 · 1 decade ago
Because i love u oh so much i left a comment on that jocker chicks quote, eeven thoe i jock like all the time lol

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kooliokelz5 · 1 decade ago

chocolate101 at 4:47pm July 22, 2010 on quote #1679327
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.

They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
Wow so I'm kinda 8 minutes late shelbie so if I die, love ya!
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FanArt_x3 · 1 decade ago
Want FanArt?(:
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