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live_love_laugh

1. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2010 8:08pm UTC
   Skinny jeans + big sweatshirt = :)
   
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2. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2010 5:02pm UTC
   Cuz b*ch I'm the bomb
   ...like....
   Tic.Tic. -lil wayne
   
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3. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 8:48pm UTC
   Me: She's soo annoying!
   Mom: Maybe she's going through tough times.
   Me: yeah but she doesnt have to be rude to me and my friends.
   Mom: Well maybe she just needs some time and it would help if you smiled at her and were nice to her.........
   Me: Who are you? Docter Phill?
   Mom: *gives stern look* How do you know about Dr. Phill young lady?
   
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4. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2010 8:20pm UTC
   Today,
   This kid in my grade came to school wearing his younger brother's dinosaur footie pajamas.
   Today was a good day. =)
   
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5. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2010 5:46pm UTC
   OMG!!!! Guess what just happened?!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!
   "What?!"
   "Oh, never mind, i cant tell you."
   fave if you hate that :)
   Favf
   
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6. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2010 8:11pm UTC
   . posting a quote on witty
   . feeling proud of that quote
   . checking how many favorites that quote got
   . still 0
   . feeling very insignifigant
   :(
   
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7. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2010 8:02pm UTC
   According to my dad, my favorite radio station doesn't play songs,
   it makes noise. :P
   (he's just jealous that i have good taste in music) :)
   
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8. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2010 7:50pm UTC
   You just gotta love that one friend that stares at you blankly when you tell them a joke, and then 10 minutes later, when you and your other friends are talking about something else, she bursts out laughing, saying,
   HA! I GET IT!!!!!!!!
   
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9. live_love_laugh
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2010 6:48pm UTC
   This is 10% luck,
   20% skill
   15 % concentrated power of will
   5% pleasure
   50% pain
   100% reason to remember the name
   Fave if you just added up all the percentages to see if they added up to 100% :)
   
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10. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    Imma bee, imma bee, imma imma imma imma bee---- NO! YOUR A HUMAN! JUST SHUT UP!
    
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11. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    Most used phrase at school:
    Homework? What homework? We had homework??????
    
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12. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    The pants the peoplz wear in the video of
    "cant touch this" :)
    
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13. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    i've just realized.
    .........................
    .......................
    .........................
    ...............the boy i've liked for 3 years is an
    airhead. :/
    
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14. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
    True fact!
    
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15. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    Its kinda cute/sad/scary/funny/akward when you hear a little kid singing the lyrics to a song that has really bad words or a bad meaning, and the kids don't know what it means.
    
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16. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    i like British
    people :)
    
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17. live_love_laugh
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    Best Friends are the people that you can be crazy around and they don't call you weird.
    My <3 goes out to all my besties.
    Luv ya!
    
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