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demons*
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January 28, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Person: *Doesn't reply*
Me: They hate me.
Me: I hate me.
Me: Everyone hates me.

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AwesomeUsername
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January 28, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Authors talking about who will die:
Suzanne Collins: So, how we gonna kill them? This character is perfect, he didn't do nothing hateful, so kill him.
Cassandra Clare: No, no, no, wait. We have to make him suffer first.
John Green: He is in love? Make everybody love him, then you kill him. The other will be alone.
Rick Riordan: He did bad choices? I don't care, kill him.
Veronica Roth: What about we make a friend kill a friend?
J.K Rowling: Look, kill all that are trying to help the good one.
George R. R. Martin: You guys, are doing it wrong. Kill them all.

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beautifullyattractive13
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January 28, 2013 9:51pm UTC

"I'm African"
"If you're from Africa why are yous white?"
"Oh my god, you cant go around asking people why they're white!"
-mean girls

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gymnast112399
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January 28, 2013 9:52pm UTC

We all say society is so f/cked up. But in reality, we are society.

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crazygrrl010296*
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January 28, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Internet > Homework

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Livelovemusic11
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January 28, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Wakes up in the middle of the night and has to pee: Avoid all mirrors.
Airplane engine makes sudden noise: I lived a good life.
Hears thumps while in shower: Your whole family is being killed and your next.
Turns off all lights before going to bed: OMG run for the bed before the demons get you!
Elevator doors don't open immediately: Trapped forever.
Realize it's too quiet: Oh God it must be zombies.

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Fat Amy*
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January 28, 2013 9:10pm UTC

If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit....
Then why did it fall off?
Just a thought...

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I don't even remember like 85% of 2012.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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WittyCookie145
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October 6, 2011 11:36pm UTC

Life for us girls is already hard as it is.
[(periods, shaving/waxing hair, worrying about looks, friends drama...)]
So why settle for a douche who will make it even harder?

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WittyCookie145
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October 9, 2011 7:20pm UTC

(:P)
whenever i see the guy i like wearing glasses, reading a book or solving a math problem...
i automatically start to plan our wedding
(:P)

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WittyCookie145
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October 10, 2011 9:29pm UTC

and who else would go back in time if they had the opportunity to do so?

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WittyCookie145
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October 31, 2011 3:35pm UTC

That Awkward Moment when what you say isn't even awkward...

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WittyCookie145
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November 4, 2011 10:10am UTC

Sometimes I wish I could stop time to just sit there and think

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WittyCookie145
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April 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC

We are all a little weird and
Life's a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness we call love.
--Dr. Seuss

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WittyCookie145
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April 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC

There are seven billion people on Earth.
You're going to let one ruin your day?

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WittyCookie145
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 8:08pm UTC

There's a 99.9% of possibilities that he's not
thinking about me. That 0.01% always keeps
me hopeful, though.

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WittyCookie145
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May 1, 2012 4:52pm UTC

The past can hurt.
But you can either run from it,
or learn from it.
- the lion king.

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WittyCookie145
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Destiny is only an excuse to wait for
things to happen instead of making them happen.

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WittyCookie145
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 8:55pm UTC

I want to thank Facebook.
For letting me stalk my crush in a daily basis without him ever finding out.

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