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  1. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Yes, he likes her,
    She is skinnier
    She is smarter
    She is prettier
    She is more athletic
    She makes him smile the way I do when I'm around him
    She is perfect
    He loves her
    I love him
    Yes, it hurts
    But they'd be perfect together
    And I would be supporting them the whole way.
    cAnd he'd be happy
    with another girl.
    He'd still have my heart.
    But if he is happy
    I'm just as happy.
    Period.

  2. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Alan: Who has girlfriends?
    Zayn: *Raises hand*
    Louis: *Raises hand*
    Me: No, no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    Me: Liam, Liam,
    Me: I know you hear me Liam, raise your hand, raise it
    Me: For the LOVE OF CHILDREN LIAM RAISE IT!!!!!
    Liam: *nothing*
    Me: *heart explodes*

  3. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    *So today I got an email from my parents*
    Dear Sweetie,
    How are you? I hope you are doing fine.
    We are good but we still miss you.
    Its been so long since we saw you.
    Your sister sends her love too.
    She misses you too. And we were wondering
    If you could you please come down for dinner?
    Love,
    Your family.

  4. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    If you are looking for a sign,
    THIS IS IT
    .

  5. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Everyone is sharing their stories on how they got asked out for homecoming
    And there is me like "Which cat am I going to take?"

  6. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:00am UTC
    Forget about what they want. What do you want?

  7. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    There is this girl I know.
    Ever since she was little she wanted to grow up to become a star.
    But when she was 5, she got cancer. She lived with her dad. Her mom had died when she was 6. Her dad was an alchoholic and her sister was so sick of the world that she comitted suicide. Her life was so very depressing.
    Yet she lived her life like she was a star.
    One day I asked her "How do you have that glow around you when everything around you seems so dark and depressing?"
    She smiled at me and said "Stars can't shine without darkness."

  8. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    *Watching Ice Age 4*
    Deigo: I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't eat, I can't sleep.
    Manny: I know what's wrong. You have the 'L' word.
    Sid: Leprosy?
    Manny: NO, the four letter word that begins with 'L' and ends with 'E'
    Sid: Oh, Lice.
    Manny: NO, he's in LOVE.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: My first guess was that he was exposed to the internet.

  9. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    ∞HONESTY HOUR∞
    Ask me any questions you want answered
    It will be posted on Tumblr
    http://uniquelymusiquelyme.tumblr.com
    Feel free to follow me,
    I always follow back :)

  10. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I hate when the chair I'm sitting on creaks
    Like, thanks for telling everyone in the room that I'm fat.

  11. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Comment your tumblr URL
    uniquelymusiquelyme.tumblr.com
    (Das mine)
    I want to follow all the wittians
    So comment away, and follow me if you think I'm worth it
    format credit to OneDirection

  12. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Never judge a book by the cover?
    No
    Never judge a book
    By the movie♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    *For the first time ever, I walked out of school singing Rebecca Black with feeling. I finally got what she meant.*
    Me: WE WE WE SO EXCITED, WE SO EXCITED
    Random kid: WE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAY.
    Another kid: I DON'T WANT THIS WEEKEND TO END
    Whole school: ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAY!

  14. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    I'm
    BETRAYED
    and lost.

  15. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Sister: Demi Lovato is a good siger.
    Cousin: Yeah, but she kinda sounds like Jewel.
    Me: Yeah, kinda.
    Sister: But Demi is pretty
    Cousin: She might be pretty, but Jewel is hot
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me:
    Sister: DIANA, YOUR HUSBAND JUST SAID THAT HE-
    Cousin: *Covers my sister's mouth with his hand*
    Cousin: No! I meant hot like in a sisterly kind of way.

  16. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    So I finally got a Tumblr account.
    uniquelymusique.tumblr.com
    Can you guys gimme your URL's so I can
    follow you guys?
    Follow me too. (:

  17. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    When l i fe bri ngs you down to your kn e e s
    Remember
    You're in the perfect position to pray♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Me: Row Row Row your boat,
    Me: Gently off a cliff
    Enemy:
    Me: Please?
    Enemy: That is rude.
    Me: I said please.

  19. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Me: You look like a Saint
    Brother: Really? That's so sweet of you to say that.
    Me: Yeah, but it's true
    Brother: Which Saint?
    Me: St. Bernad
    Brother:
    Me:
    Brother:
    Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHA, it's true.

  20. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Look_out_a_stalker started following you. - 12:26 am August 19, 2012
    Oh, great. Isn't that awesome?

:)

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