*Watching Ice Age 4*
Deigo: I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't eat, I can't sleep.
Manny: I know what's wrong. You have the 'L' word.
Sid: Leprosy?
Manny: NO, the four letter word that begins with 'L' and ends with 'E'
Sid: Oh, Lice.
Manny: NO, he's in LOVE.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My first guess was that he was exposed to the internet.