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    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:17am UTC
    My 3 year old nephew told me that he never wants to grow up
    This kid is living his life right

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    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:13am UTC
    I dont get why girls want to be stopped by boys from catching their flight
    I don't care if he loves me
    I don't care if I love him
    I don't care if he is the one
    But I payed for the damn ticket and if you want to see me, buy one and come meet me.
    Aren't I romantic?

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    July 18, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Its a Taylor Swift, hot chocolate, tissue box, heartache kind of night

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    June 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Grandkids: Tell us about the apocalypse you survived
    Me: Okay children, settle down.
    Me: Long long time ago, there was this website called Wittyprofiles
    Me: It was a happy community with lots of people who went there
    Grandkids: And then?
    Me: And then, in the year 2012, it started.
    Me: Everywhere you looked, there were One Direction quotes
    Me: Some people loved them, some people hated them.
    Me: This caused the Witty War.
    Me: It didn't end there. Next were rights about being gay.
    Me: Some people supported it, some people weren't against it or with it.
    Me: Mean and rude comments flew everywhere
    Me: It wasn't over just yet.
    Me: Then came the Nutella arguement.
    Me: People threatened others who hated it.
    Grandkids: And then what happened?
    Me: People left. Fewer and fewer people logged on everyday
    Me: Some people left marks on others
    Me: Eventually, a small group of people tried to revive the site
    Me: They rebuilt the website after the Witty War 2012 Apocalypse
    It's sad, how we lost so many people.

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    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Boy: Why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me?
    Me: Because rollercoasters actually make me scream

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    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:11am UTC
    TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
    ting.

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    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:08am UTC
    You want to unfollow me?
    *Does cup song*
    Me: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

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    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:05am UTC
    *Watching Disney Movies*
    Me when I was 8: Stop singing and get back to the story
    Me when I am 15: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOORLD

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    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:01am UTC
    Teacher: Why did Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear?
    Me: So he wouldn't hear the haters.

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    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Am I the only girl who is okay if a guy knows Im on my period?
    My entire gym class always knows.
    Its a full guys class.
    Im the only girl.
    They are a grade older than me
    Idc.

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    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    I didn't choose the fandom life,
    the fandom life dragged me by the foot,
    whipped me into a room,
    tied me to a chair and forced me to love them
    till i took my last breath

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    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    *So this guy and I were play fighting when suddenly*
    Him: YOU WANNA GO BRO? YOU WANNA GO?
    Him: *pulls out flowers* on a date?
    Me: Wha-?
    Him: WHAT? YOU WANT BEEF?
    Him: Or seafood. Its your choice, Im the one taking you out.
    Me: Im so los-
    Him: DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?
    Him: Or inside, but I thought a moonlight dinner would be more romantic
    Me: Huh, why-?
    Him: MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT AT 4: 30.
    Him: So I can drive you to the dinner.
    Me: Are you ser-
    Him: OH, ITS ON!
    Him: For tomorrow.
    Him: *pats me on the back and walks away*
    Me: What just happened?

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    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
    *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
    Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
    Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
    Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
    Sister: Take notes then.
    Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
    Sister:
    Me: Score!
    Sister: Give it a rest.
    Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
    Sister: I could go on for forte days.
    Me: That would B major.
    Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
    Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
    Sister: You have some major problems.
    Me: I don't like your tone.
    Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
    Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
    Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
    Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
    Me: This is alto much for me.
    Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
    Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
    Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
    Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
    Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
    Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

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    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 12:09am UTC
    What a wonderful
    summer
    we are having this
    spring

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    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Random things I hear in the girls' locker room #1
    Anyone got an extra pad or something? Cause its like a bloody waterfall!

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    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Two years ago my best guy friend wanted to ask his crush out
    But he was scared she would reject him
    Or if they did date, they wouldnt last long
    So I did a favour
    I took a lot of witty quotes about love and made them into a book
    I gave it to him
    They've been dating for two years and are still strong

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    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    A little kid just opened his window and yelled
    "WHAT IS 54 PLUS 24?"
    And I yelled back "78!"
    So he said "THANK YOU SO MUCH GOOD LADY"
    I'm still laughing.

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    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:28am UTC
    I met my Witty Bestfriend
    The one I have the most random convos with.
    The one who knows exactly what to say to cheer me up,
    The one who I look forward to talking to when I'm on the computer,
    The one that listens to me vent for hours,
    The one I'd trust on the internet,
    The one I'd go moose hunting with <3
    Heyden Purdy(purdygurl), I love you.

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    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:16am UTC
    I used to think
    Love was a fairytale
    But it's not

  20. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    I wish I could go back in time,
    To when everything wasn't so confusing.

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