mirandadinoto

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mirandadinoto

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Member Since: 15 Feb 2013 04:44pm

Last Seen: 18 Mar 2013 07:24pm

Gender: F

user id: 350282

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:56pm UTC

My talents include
taking my bra off
without taking my
shirt off.
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:51pm UTC

me: I can't eat anymore I'm full.
food: eat me.
me: ok
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:55pm UTC

I really hate it whe
I'm twirling my pen
and I accidentally let
go of it and it flies
halfway across the
globe.
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:39pm UTC

person: do you want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:45pm UTC

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry ?
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:44pm UTC

I don't trust poeple who smile before 9AM.
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:37pm UTC

my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge?
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:29pm UTC

me: omg I'm so sleepy. when i get home i will sleep forever.
at home: *goes on witty*
me: what's sleep
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC

I don't know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly I am.
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:22pm UTC

there are mean parents,
and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night.
-mine.

mirandadinoto
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:18pm UTC

My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard and they're like can i have some and I'm like no f*ck off what do you think this is, a charity?
-mine.