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mikaylah44
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October 28, 2011 10:55am UTC

"I'm not that drunk!"
"Dude, you threw a sock at a midget and yelled Dobby be free!"

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mikaylah44
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October 28, 2011 8:33am UTC

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mikaylah44
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October 27, 2011 6:19pm UTC

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5
Sincerely, Unicorns

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mikaylah44
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October 27, 2011 6:00pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When...
you send a text message that's meant to go to one person but you accidently sent it to the person that it's about

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 5:51pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When...
your teacher catches you with your
cell phone

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mikaylah44
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October 26, 2011 10:12am UTC

Does anyone else NOT like Justin Bieber??

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mikaylah44
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October 17, 2011 9:09am UTC

The difference between 'like', 'love', and 'in love' is the same difference between 'for now', 'for awhile', and 'forever'
<3

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mikaylah44
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October 14, 2011 10:22am UTC

The fake laugh you do when...
you don't understand what someone just said to you

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 9:56am UTC

If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face ALOT.

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 6:24pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When....
you're arguing with somebody and you realize you're wrong.

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 6:11pm UTC

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and then threw it up in the air.
WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
nmq

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mikaylah44
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October 13, 2011 5:53pm UTC

- "Who is that? What are they doing? What's happening?"
- "Shut the hell up and watch the movie!"

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 10:39am UTC

Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pers-OMG IT MOVED!!!

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 10:35am UTC

Dear Heart,
please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that's it.
</3

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mikaylah44
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October 13, 2011 10:26am UTC

People say things always happen for a reason so...
when i hit you up-side the head, remember i had a reason
(:

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mikaylah44
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October 13, 2011 10:10am UTC

life is like a novel with the end ripped out. . . <3

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mikaylah44
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October 13, 2011 10:07am UTC

Girls like us don't come around too often.
Like us, and you'll grow to love us.
Hate us, your wasting you time.
You can't beat us
and you sure as hell can't join us
(;
nmq

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mikaylah44
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 12:22pm UTC

i do my best proofreading right AFTER i hit send

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mikaylah44
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October 11, 2011 12:16pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When....
you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone because you'd rather just sit at home

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mikaylah44
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October 10, 2011 8:37pm UTC

There's a point in life when you get tired of chasing everyone and fixing everything. But it's not giving up. it's realizing you don't need certain people and their DRAMA.

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