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mikaylah44
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February 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC

i hate when people are at my house and they ask if we have a bathroom. It's like:
"No, we pee in the yard."

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mikaylah44
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February 12, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Dear parents,
Yes, my room may cause me to trip on the way out if the house catches on fire but it will also cause the serial rapist who's about to attack me to fall, thus alerting me he's there.
Sincerely, It's a Good Plan!

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mikaylah44
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December 3, 2011 5:10pm UTC

The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away
<3

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mikaylah44
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December 3, 2011 5:04pm UTC

Attitude and personality are two different things...My personality stays within me wherever I am. My attitude depends on the people in front of me.

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mikaylah44
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December 3, 2011 4:55pm UTC

The only 3 things a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name, her address, and her point of view on men.

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mikaylah44
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December 3, 2011 1:38pm UTC

There are songs that can make you really sad and cry when you hear them. But it's actually not the song that makes you cry, it's the people behind the memories...</3

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mikaylah44
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December 3, 2011 1:33pm UTC

My heart legit breaks inside when I see an old person eating alone in a restaurant..</3

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mikaylah44
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December 3, 2011 1:31pm UTC

The decisions that get you in the most trouble always make the best stories...

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mikaylah44
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December 2, 2011 9:14pm UTC

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mikaylah44
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December 2, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Okay...i get it. You don't love me anymore. The only thing i would like to know is:
WHY?

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mikaylah44
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November 30, 2011 3:16pm UTC

10 Absolute Worst Feelings:
10. Getting yelled at
9. Needing to pee
8. About to throw up
7. Regretting doing something
6. Getting caught doing something you shouldn’t
5. Being in trouble
4. Hearing gossip that upsets you
3. Being told “you’re not good enough”
2. Knowing he doesn’t feel the same way about you
1. Getting your heart broken over and over because you just simply love him…</3

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mikaylah44
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November 29, 2011 9:15am UTC

Staring at a blank text for so long that you have to go back and read the text that your replying too because you forgot what it said.
*happens to me all the time! Just me?*

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mikaylah44
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November 17, 2011 9:10am UTC

Today's my birthday! Can i get some faves?
Haha just kidding! it's not my birthday i just wanna see how many people will think to highlight this! (:
highlight

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mikaylah44
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November 10, 2011 8:29am UTC

heyyyyy, its your best friendddd haleigh jane wise ! i hacked your computer while you were goneeee! shae is beside me on my right, and ivy is on my left..were jamming ! WD40(; peace out girl scout

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mikaylah44
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November 9, 2011 3:09pm UTC

And who else is making a wish on 11/11/11 at 11:11??
fave if you are and comment your wish!(:

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mikaylah44
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October 31, 2011 6:47pm UTC

2. Definition:
Muffin (noun)- Cake masterfully disguised as breakfast food

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mikaylah44
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October 31, 2011 5:59pm UTC

1. Definition:
Jeans (noun)- A subsitute for napkins

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mikaylah44
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October 31, 2011 5:46pm UTC

Losing your phone in a blanket, then having to throw the blanket aroung until it falls out.

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mikaylah44
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October 31, 2011 5:33pm UTC

Just because i don't text you or call you doesn't mean i dont miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me...
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mikaylah44
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October 31, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Its easy, going out on Friday night. Its easy, how everytime I see him now, i can smile, live it up, the way a single girl does. But what he doesn't know is how HARD it is for me to make it look so easy...
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