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mickey22895
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September 2, 2011 10:55pm UTC

“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. ”
- Johnny Depp

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mickey22895
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August 31, 2011 11:10pm UTC

you've heard my name, not my story;
you've seen my smile, not my problems.
You don't know me.
You don't know my life. My story.
So don't you dare try and judge me.

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August 31, 2011 11:02pm UTC

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mickey22895
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:06pm UTC

who else
flips their pillow over to the cold side?

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August 21, 2011 10:19pm UTC

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mickey22895
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August 21, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Am I the only one
who needs their messy bun to be perfect ?

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August 21, 2011 1:03am UTC

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August 20, 2011 7:47pm UTC

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mickey22895
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August 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Willow Smith at the age of 70:
"I ROCK MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH, I ROCK MY CHAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

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mickey22895
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 1:11pm UTC

If Guys Had Periods
they would probably brag about the size if their
Tampons

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mickey22895
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 8:44am UTC

Periods
The night-time cramping, acne, mood swings, aching, stuffy head, fever, get-the-hell-out-my-way-feeling."
Have a happy period,
Always
Shut the F*CK UP with all that BULLSH*T
SINCERELY,
THE GIRL WITH THE RUINED PAINTES SHE BOUGHT YESTERDAY.

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mickey22895
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 3:40pm UTC

that boy who looks into your eyes
and not at your breast;;
and says he loves you
♥

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mickey22895
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August 4, 2011 5:32pm UTC

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[♥] If You Remember
U-G-L-Y You Ain't Got No Alibi, You Ugly Yeah, Yeah, You Ugly!
*SIGHS* Those were the days...
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mickey22895
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August 3, 2011 10:12pm UTC

Grandma moment #21
"ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!"
"Grandma todays Monday."
nmf

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mickey22895
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July 31, 2011 4:07pm UTC

How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM.
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N _S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X
Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX.
You got all 6 wrong, didn't you?You dirty minded freak! Now admit it!

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mickey22895
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 12:34pm UTC

Bus rides;
headphones in, full blast,
window seat,
daydream♥

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mickey22895
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 11:43pm UTC

You would tell you're friend there are 300
billion stars in the universe and she'll
believe you. Tell her a bench has wet paint
on it and she'll have to touch it to be sure.
[♥] if you're one of those people who would touch the paint :)

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mickey22895
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 10:37pm UTC

FAVE
if they should make a "nobody cares" button below the "like button" on facebook.
(c)mickey22895

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mickey22895
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 11:43pm UTC

"The bell is going to ring in 5...4...3...2...1...1...1...1..."
ADMIT IT you've done this. :)

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mickey22895
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 11:34pm UTC

DEAR Katy Perry,
I'm glad someone finally gets how I feel.
SINCERLY,
Plastic Bag *MINE*

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