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caitocutie
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Truth or Dare
Truth
Who do you like?
Dare
I dare you to tell me who you like.
You know you've done it.
-nmf-

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Here's one way to
break up with a guy:
Me: Your ex is attractive.
Him: Which one?
Me: Me.
nmf

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itwontalwaysbesimple
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:49pm UTC

If a boy with an accent..
moved to my town and went to my school..
I'm pretty sure he'd get a girlfriend within the first 2 seconds.

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blue*
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:18pm UTC

So True #2
B-A-N-A-N-AS
You just thought of the song Hollaback Girl.

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imbroken
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:18pm UTC

i want to be the girl
h e s m i l e s a t, a n d t u r n s
to his friend and says
"t h a t ' s h e r"

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ThisRandomGirl
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*
Mom: I like this song!What is it called?
Me: Shut up and drive.
Mom: Excuse me?!?

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Junebuggy
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC

No You Didn't
You Read It Wrong
I bet you read it over and it sounded like this:
No you didn't, you read it wrong, no you didn't

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sydkid123
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:20pm UTC

THE BIG BIG BANG
the reason im alive
when all the stars collide
in this universe inside

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Cupcakex4
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Friends are like potatoes.
☃When you ea t them ..
←they die→

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:07pm UTC

You're my bestfriend;
I'm not gonna stand around and watch someone hurt you.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:03pm UTC

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♥
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, its only right
to think about the girl you love, and hold her tight
so happy together.....

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Someone asked me what my favorite letter was.
Of course its elemeno . ;)

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dancejunkie13
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:36pm UTC

I wanna be that girl
on the first day of school who all the guys turn their heads for and think,
"Wow, she changed over the summer."
♥

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Who would win in a fight...
I hate this game.
nmf, followme(:
ME VS. A SHARK.
Shark
nmf, followme(:
ME VS. A BEAR
Bear
ME VS. A TIGER
Tiger
nmf, followme(:
ME VS. A T REX
PICK. SMALLER. ANIMALS. YOU. IDIOT
nmf, followme(:

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TayaLovesEmilee
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Girl: I'm ugly!
Boy: I'm pregnant.
Girl: What?!
Boy: I thought we were stating things that were impossible. ♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:22am UTC

Remember when...
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, and Hannah Montana mashup was the best thing to happen to you in your entire existence.

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ChaseYourDreams27
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Hey, whats up?
Oh nothing really just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...the usual.
mq/
wtf dude, its summer! Why are you doing science?
Breathing Ally, im breathing -_-
mq1/funnyjunk

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 2:22pm UTC

10 reasons to smile
1. it makes you attractive
2. it changes your mood
3. its contagious
4. it relieves stress
5. it boosts your immune system
6. it lowers your blood pressure
7. it releases endorphins
8. it lifts the face & makes you look younger
9. it makes you seem successful
10. it helps you stay positive
nmq

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heyitsmadeline
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:13am UTC

Perfect Way to Make a Messy Bun:
1. Make a normal bun.
2. Get Attacked.
You're Welcome.

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Friend: hey when is our math test again?
Me: Rebecca Black.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: I see what you did there.

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