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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster,
    I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    (/.\)
    where did i go?
    (\'.'/)
    there i am!

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Voldemophobia
    is the fear of having no nose.

  4. rachie2344 rachie2344
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Dear Butterflies...
    When you are nervous,do you get humans in your stomach?
    MeeAndYoouFormats

  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    note to self:
    don't watch Pretty Little Liars before going to bed.

  6. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    If I'm
    LOUDER
    would you
    see me?

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    When I meet Josh Hutcherson
    I'm gonna ask him for a high five \\\\\ then say:
    "in my country, accepting a high five
    means accepting marriage.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    You assume I give a damn.
    how cute.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    you should introduce your upper lip
    to your lower lip sometime and shut the f/ck up!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Me in pictures I upload: Gorgeous model.
    Me in pictures I'm tagged in: Lunatic who escaped from a mental institution.

  12. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    You want to know the truth?
    What everyone thinks of you?
    Well, there are some people who think you're
    ugly.
    There are some people who think you're
    weird.
    There are some people who just don't
    like you.
    There are some people who just find you
    annoying.
    But.. you forget you live in a world of more than 6,840,000,000 people.
    So, with that.. those people don't matter.
    There are many people who think you're
    pretty.
    Who think you're beautiful.
    Who think you're drop dead gorgeous.
    There are many people who think you're adorable.
    Who don't find you one bit annoying & who love you.
    Just remember, those are the people who matter.

  13. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    i want someone
    who loves me for my flaws.
    Who thinks my tan lines are gorgeous,
    & my too-big nose is kinda cute.
    i don't want to be insecure.
    And for once in my life,
    i just want to feel pretty.
    format by julietechoecho

  14. ktb19 ktb19
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
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  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Finally gets picked first.
    Hunger games.
    Nmf/Nmq

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Oh, your boyfriend has swag?
    that'll pay the bills in ten years.

  17. wittyfreak wittyfreak
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    I'm thirteen years old, and i can barely go to the mall by myself with friends
    yet dora runs around the whole fricken forest with a yellow monkey and no one cares about that

  18. leahxD leahxD
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    That HORRIble moment
    When the cold side of the
    pillow..
    Starts to get warm again..
    nmf

  19. iloveeyouu89 iloveeyouu89
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
    Me: Hey boys.
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
    Me: ...I have Nandos.
    Niall: SHE STAYS.

  20. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Mom & Dad: I know what your going through. I was a kid before too.
    Me: Ya, not in my generation.

:)

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