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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    Until I was six years old I didn't realize what it was that my father did for a living. The news was broken to me by a playmate at school.
    That night, when Dad came home from work and flopped into his easy chair, I approached him with awe. Then doubt crept in. He didn't look famous to me, he just looked tired.
    So I asked a crucial question. “Daddy, are you Walt Disney?”
    “Yes, honey,” he replied.
    “I mean, are you the Walt Disney?”
    He nodded. So it was true!
    “Daddy,” I said, “please give me your autograph.”
    -My Dad, Walt Disney

  2. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    Have you ever been unexplainably attracted towards someone? Like they're typically not that attractive, but suddenly something about them makes you weak in the knees?

  3. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Cher Lloyd is so Beautiful . Honestly , go look at her!
    she's perfect . <3

  4. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    you are so f.cking cute.

  5. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I am so insecure about myself nobody knows how bad it really is.

  6. Jalex Be my Ever After* Jalex Be my Ever After*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Luck loves
    me not
    tonight,
    I'm running
    out
    These four
    leaf clovers
    are but
    useless now
    ♣♣♣♣
    -All Time Low
    "Break Out! Break Out!"|the Party Scene

  7. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    i'm tired of trying

  8. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    i've been feeling so alone

  9. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Ever have the urge to just yell
    "WHY YOU LOOKIN' AT MY LUMPS?"
    Like the guy from white chicks , whilst being eye r@ped by teenage boys. No just me? Okay.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. shutupandlistentotechno shutupandlistentotechno
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Well. I now hate myself.

  13. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    long distance relationships?
    ✈✈✈
    the hardest....yet the sweetest. 💌

  14. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    It's scary to realize how much people
    can really change.

  15. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

  16. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁
    & she was just a dreamer; her head stuck in the sky
    ---WHEN SHE CAME BACK DOWN TO EARTH, IT WAS SO MUCH UGLIER.

  17. lostindaydream lostindaydream
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    I'd rather have a real enemy than a fake friend

  18. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:43pm UTC
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    sometimes, you just need to scream, to cry
    sometimes you just need to get it out.

  19. username* username*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe. -Richard Gere

  20. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    Everyone assumes that there is nothing wrong with my life because I don't complain about most things. But in reality I just don't want to bother people with my issues

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