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kolbey_steffensmeier*
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February 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Wife: Babe, I'm Pregnant :D What do you want it to be?
Husband: A joke..
nmq

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lexi1020
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February 9, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Gym Teacher,
Why you no healthy?!?

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thirteen
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February 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC

my favorite outdoor
activity is going back inside.

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WittyLivi111
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January 24, 2012 3:56am UTC

That Awkward moment when
Your in Traffic in the car and the traffic stops and these hot boys are in the car oppisote to you staring at you and your sitting there Awkward as a little mouse....

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blue_ninjas
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January 24, 2012 4:03am UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ forever alone with 56 cats
notmyformat

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WittyLivi111
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January 24, 2012 4:29am UTC

You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
Your so Lazy You didnt read all the "You" above And also actually didnt
notice the "Yoo"!
Now your trying to find "Yoo"
And now your disapointed because you couldn't find it!

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autumn123
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January 24, 2012 4:45am UTC

Him: "Who do you like ?"
Her: "No one."
Him: "Oh, who do you like ?"
Her: "No one !"
Him: "Who do you like ?"
Her: "How many times are you going to ask me that ?"
Him: "As many times as it takes for you to say my name."

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