jaydencali

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?
Student:Are you asking me out?

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jaydencali
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December 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC

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jaydencali
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December 23, 2011 6:46pm UTC

girls:
You look so prettyy!
Awww thanks, so do you!
guys:
You look handsome.
Dude, are you gay?

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jaydencali
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December 19, 2011 4:50pm UTC

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:44pm UTC

That
attractive face you make before you sneeze.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:42pm UTC

I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

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jaydencali
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December 18, 2011 7:27pm UTC

"Not everything on the internet is true."
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Wait! so theres no sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!

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jaydencali
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December 18, 2011 6:17pm UTC

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jaydencali
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December 18, 2011 5:56pm UTC

How to treat a girl
Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear So she knows your there and feels that your near Make her feel wanted every chance you get Show her a time that she’ll never forget Hold her close when she's cold Tell her that you’ll be there for her when she is old when you are alone hold her close and kiss her Make her feel safe from the evil you deter Kiss her on the tip of her nose To let her know of the love that flows put your arm around her as she puts her head on your shoulder Let her know that your love will grow stronger as you grow older then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly Let her know you dream of her nightly When she complains that her neck or shoulders hurt m*ssage them And let her know for sure that she’s your gem Look into her eyes and tell her of your love Look deep in her eyes and tell her that she’s your dove Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest Let her know how she makes you feel blessed Link your fingers together while you whisper in her ear And to make sure that your feelings for her are clear ♥
nmq.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:53pm UTC

I don't need to
undo your top to get a better view of your heart.
--------------- ♥ ---------------

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Girls are not Toys.
You can't pick them up & drop them whenever you want.

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jaydencali
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December 18, 2011 5:47pm UTC

1. I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5.
2. The answer is look at 11.
3. Don't get mad. Look at 15.
4. Calm down don't be mad look at 13.
5. First look at 2.
6. Don't be angry. Just look at 12.
7. I just wanted to say I love you.
8. What I wanted to tell you is on 14.
9. Be patient. Look at 4.
10. This is the last time I'm going to do this. Look at 7.
11. I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6.
12. Sorry look at 8.
13. Don't get mad. Look at 10!
14. I domt know how to say this but look at 3.
15. You must be really mad. Look at 9.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:45pm UTC

I love you.
Plain and simple. Whoever you are, where ever you are. Broken, bruised, hurt, and crying, I love you. Please, love yourself too. You are beautiful.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Every 40 seconds, someone dies of suicide.
♥ this if you are here for people on Witty.
I promise I'll always be here for you.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:56am UTC

Today, I saw a couple running to catch a bus.
They had to be at least seventy
years old.
The best part?
They were holding hands, laughing as they ran.
they give me hope. ♥

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:48am UTC

She loves him more than he will ever know.
He loves her more than he will ever show.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:46am UTC

Why do girls always fall in love with jerks?
I try to be a sweet, caring guy that looks out for girls. I try to have chivalry. I try to be there for everyone. But that doesn't seem it's enough, because I seem to be invisible to girls. All I want to do is love someone, and maybe be loved in return.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:33am UTC

Hey, you.
You sitting there behind the computer,
wondering if you can make it through another night, another day.
You feel like you can't take it anymore, you just want it over.
Don't give up.
Please, someone, out there, thinks you're beautiful, smart, funny.
Someone cares. I do.
Just breathe.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:30am UTC

i 'm a boy who
would point you out to my friends saying, "that's her (: "
♥.

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jaydencali
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 9:16pm UTC

♥ for a confession on your profile
from the perspective of a guy.
i'll give you something to smile about. <3

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