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meggmaher

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meggmaher
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January 4, 2012 7:16pm UTC
Ten reasons to date swimmer(;
1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undresesed.
2. They are always wet and ready to go fast.
3. They are always clean.
4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head.
5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle.
6. They are always ready to dip in.
7. They are ready to go on command.
8. They can do it 4 different ways.
9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.
10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.

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