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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. istillloveyouxoxo istillloveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Fave if your single
    Comment his/her name if your nott
    *notforfaves,justcurious*

  4. livilovesyouxo24 livilovesyouxo24
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance."
    who else said it like on tv?

  5. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Fav if you like One Direction
    Comment your favorite:
    Harry
    Louis
    Liam
    Niall
    Zayn

  6. dreams_come_true dreams_come_true
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
    Oh yeah, whats up?
    I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
    Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
    The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
    geek from science"
    This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
    RIP Mikey

  7. bieberfever13 bieberfever13
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    fave for a name tht sounds good with yours and i will blow up your notifactions:)

  8. kayleebaby1210 kayleebaby1210
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP MAKING QUOTES
    When I don't even get any Faves.
    nmf

  9. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    *phone vibrates*
    Me: omg, I actually have friends!?!?!??!!!?!? *reads message*
    Mom: "what kind of cereal do you want this week"
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: forever alone

  10. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    THIS IS CRAZY!
    Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it.
    Take away the number you started with. Fav. if you got the number 3.

  11. TrueReligi0n TrueReligi0n
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Why are kids obese?
    Maybe because
    burgers are $.99
    and
    salads are $4.99

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    "I'm a massive softy!"
    -Liam Payne

  13. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    A guide for all guys
    Never reply to a girl's text with 'k.'
    She will not thank you for it.
    nmf.
    Should I make this a thing? 10 faves and I will.

  14. Gustard Gustard
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:58am UTC
    There is a:
    "hell" in hello
    "good" in goodbye
    "lie" in believe
    "over" in lover
    "end" in friend
    "ex" in next &
    "if" in life.

  15. KennaBaby1431 KennaBaby1431
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    I've lost him.. I can't call him mine anymore, He doesn't care if I'm upset, He has moved on.. to my best friend...

  16. imafreakinstud imafreakinstud
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    YOLO BRO♥

  17. alibabi123 alibabi123
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    My Boyfriend told me i was a unicorn because they are so hard to find and when you find one you wanna hold it and never let it go<3
    Favee If You Wish Someone Said The Samee ;))

  18. codysimpson143 codysimpson143
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    A girls name.
    One of the only
    good girls left in
    the world; she is
    beautiful both
    inside and out.
    Guys beg for her,
    girls envy her.
    If you're lucky
    enough to date
    her, never leave
    her or give her a
    reason to.You
    will never be able
    to find a girl like
    her again. Impossible
    not to love♥

  19. codysimpson143 codysimpson143
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Manicure (n):
    Paying $30 to get made fun of in a different language.

  20. GirlTips GirlTips
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    GirlTip #123
    the pro pic poses that need to
    stop, ladies
    1. the duck face
    2. sticking the butt out
    3. sticking the tongue out
    4. the peace sign fingers
    5. the "cute" finger on lip face
    6. stick the middle finger out
    7. acting drunk

:)

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