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TrueReligi0n

1. TrueReligi0n
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   I got 99 problems and the b*tch heard me call her a b*tch, so now I have 100.
   
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2. TrueReligi0n
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   August 25, 2012 9:45pm UTC
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   You know who is beautiful?
   Don't read the first word and flatter yourself because it's me.
   
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3. TrueReligi0n
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   August 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC
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4. TrueReligi0n
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   August 20, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   I tried to do a pushup
   But then I broke my arm
   
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5. TrueReligi0n
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   August 14, 2012 9:41am UTC
   Me?
   Jealous of you?
   Oh Honey, Bless your heart!
   
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6. TrueReligi0n
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   August 10, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   Im not afraid to fall;
   It means I climbed to high.
   Either way it shows at least
   I tried.
   
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7. TrueReligi0n
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   July 11, 2012 11:45am UTC
   Stranger: Want to get dirty?
   You: No, I just showered.
   
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8. TrueReligi0n
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   June 30, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   B +
   Not my blood group.
   Neither my grades in school.
   It's my favorite quote.
   "Be Positive"
   
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9. TrueReligi0n
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   June 30, 2012 7:07pm UTC
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10. TrueReligi0n
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Funny Story:
    So today I went to an open water swim meet. I had to swim a mile in a lake. So everyone got this tracking device you had to wear on your anklet and everyone also got numbers written on their arms.
    Well guess what number I got?
    I got the number 69.
    Everyone was like laughing even the guy that had to write the number down on my arm.
    
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11. TrueReligi0n
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    June 28, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    A teacher in New York
    was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said ...they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home.
    Pass it on
    
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12. TrueReligi0n
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Can someone be my witty bestfriend?
    Someone I can trust, someone I can always talk to, & someone I can always laugh with.
    
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13. TrueReligi0n
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    June 26, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how Red, White, and Blue represent freedom....
    Until they're flashing right behind you.
    
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14. TrueReligi0n
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    June 22, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Facebook account for sale.
    Friends included.
    
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15. TrueReligi0n
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    June 22, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Im the kid that would rather carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring the groceries in.
    
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16. TrueReligi0n
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    June 2, 2012 11:06am UTC
    You're a crayon, I'm a highlighter.
    You may color the world,
    but I make it brighter.
    
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17. TrueReligi0n
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Me without you is like,
    Pepsi with no cans.
    Pedophiles with no vans.
    Jersey without tans.
    
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18. TrueReligi0n
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    May 24, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Kids are ridiculous these days. When we were young we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
    
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19. TrueReligi0n
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    May 16, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    "Jinx now you owe me a soda"
    I wonder if anyone actually got their soda.
    
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20. TrueReligi0n
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    March 12, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I think they should make an overweight Barbie.
    To prove that all shapes an sizes are beautiful
    ♥
    
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