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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    when elmo isn't ticklish, and pooh bear hates honey,
    when tigger stops bouncing, and goofy isn't funny.
    when peter pan can't fly, and simba never roars,
    when alice in wonderland can't fit through small doors.
    when dumbo's ears are small,
    and happily ever after isn't true..
    that's when i'll stop loving you♥ ♥

  3. xO_stella xO_stella
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    Girl
    he is so funny. he made me laugh so much earlier.
    did i just catch him staring at me?!
    no way - why would a boy like him be interested in me?
    i saw him talking to another girl a while ago.
    not much (youve really hurt me)
    im off. good night. (please stop me from going?)
    *sigh. oh well*
    I really love him. But i know he wont love me back.
    Boy
    her laugh is so cute.
    she is so pretty.
    uh-oh. she caught me looking. i better look away.
    she looked sad a while ago.
    *texts her* hey, whats up?
    Uh, ok. thats good. (i hope your okay)
    good night (i wanna talk to you all night long)
    I really love her. But she wont love me back.
    Reposted ;*

  4. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    I Get This Warm Feeling
    in my tummy when I see an
    o l d [x] c o u p l e
    holding hands .
    why ? because it makes me realize
    that maybe , just m.a.y.b.e ,
    love c a n last
    ----> t h a t ♥ l o n g xo
    mineee:)♥

  5. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:47pm UTC
    `*I Was Sitting ___♥
    on the front steps of my house today
    when a car pulled into my driveway .
    my boyfriend ran over to me ,
    [grabbed my hand ,]
    pulled me off the stairs &
    hugged me as tight as he could .
    he whispered "i love you" in my ear ,
    [& then out of no where ,]
    he backs up and starts singing the chorus to
    Just The Way You Are , by Bruno Mars ;
    you should've seen the look on my face
    [♥]
    fuull crediittt :D
    i love youu so muchh ♥

  6. xSquirtx xSquirtx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 11:02pm UTC
    Girl: Who's jumping in first?
    Boy: I will!
    *Jumps in Pool*
    Girl: Is it cold?
    Boy: Nah, it's pretty warm.
    *Girl jumps in*
    Girl: Oh my gosh! This is freezing!
    *Boy smiles*

  7. MLIEminem MLIEminem
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes
    saying a y o o o no c o m p r e n d o!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  10. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  11. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  14. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 3:14pm UTC
    torn between two
    w h o w o u l d y o u c h o o s e:
    the one that you love
    or the one
    that loves you?

  15. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  16. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  17. NeverShoutBecca NeverShoutBecca
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you miss
    someone
    right now.

  18. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 9:52pm UTC
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  19. im_it_29 im_it_29
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    And to get ready for the day,
    He: Walks to the shower, and walks out after five minutes.
    She: Hits the snooze button, and then after a couple minutes comes to realization she's qoinq to be late and ran to the shower, for 15 minutes.
    He: Puts on his favorite clothes, and puts on a little Axe and hopes it's barely noticable.
    She: Picks out her cutest clothes, sprays a little Pink and hopes she'll get noticed.
    He: Burshes his perfect white shiny teeth, and smiles.
    She: Runs into the bathroom brushes her teeth, and thinks, my braces look so ugly.
    He: Combs his hair, even though it'd dry he blow drys it to perfection.
    She: Gets ou the straightener, and spends 30 minutes on her hair.
    He: Grabs some cereal.
    She: Gets a muffin and hopes it will last till Lunch.
    He: Takes one last look in the mirror before he walks out to the bus.
    She: Touches up her mascara and eyeliner and puts on a little lip gloss and walks to the bus.
    He: Takes one step off the bus and right away hopes he looks good enough for her.
    She: Gets butterflies, steps off the bus, and looks for him.
    He: Looks at her and thinks , I wish she wanted me as badly as I wanted her.
    She: Looks at him and wishes he wanted her too.
    And he walked up to her and said, you look really pretty today.
    And that's how it all started.

  20. pinklizzard1 pinklizzard1
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    "See the sweatshirt he's wearing?"
    "yeah."
    "Well I really want it."
    "Why?"
    "Cus his last name is on the back"❤
    Fav if you think this is really cute...

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