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Marian*
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August 24, 2013 2:03pm UTC

I miss the time where you would type in 'One' in the search bar and it would automatically say ''One Republic'' instead of One Direction...

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Marian*
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August 24, 2013 1:57pm UTC

It's kinda depressing that the insult of our generation is gay. We talk about progress in society's acceptance of homosexuality, but then there are you people.

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Marian*
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August 23, 2013 10:04pm UTC

I see a lot of people arguing about religion, there's good Christians and bad Chrisitans example: Martin Luther King and Adolf HitIer. Good Muslims and bad Muslims example: Malcom X and Osama Bin Laden in other words there's no bad religion at all, only good and bad people.

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Marian*
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August 22, 2013 8:46pm UTC

One minute of silence for all those people in gifs
who don't even know how famous they are.

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Parents' mentality:
I'm in a bad mood, so I'll go yell at the kids to make sure they're in a bad mood too.

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'.

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 8:45pm UTC

*me looking at the top quotes*
me: Oh i tought about that yesterday
me: you stole it from my head
me: youabitch, it's not fair.

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Don't waste electricity.
Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

A woman attempted commit suicide from the eiffel tower, landed on a car, survived, and later married the owner of the car.

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Offering someone your food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

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Marian*
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August 21, 2013 4:41pm UTC

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

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Marian*
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August 20, 2013 7:22pm UTC

That one day of fame on facebook because it's your birthday.

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Marian*
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August 20, 2013 7:16pm UTC

yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you heard about pizza?

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Marian*
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August 20, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Me: This year i'm going to be such a good student, good grades and sociable.
Internet: no, just, no.

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Marian*
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August 14, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Ed Sheeran's voice is my oreo. His songs are my milk.
And he is the cup.

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Marian*
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August 13, 2013 8:25pm UTC

the entire week every single week
monday: i
tuesday: want
wednesday: to
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself

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Marian*
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August 13, 2013 7:58pm UTC

I think i'm going to end up like plankton
Marrying my computer.

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Marian*
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August 13, 2013 7:40pm UTC

That awkward moment when you didn't notice your grammar/spelling is incorrect and many people already read it.

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Marian*
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August 13, 2013 6:48pm UTC

If anyone ever texts me ''who is this''
I will respond ''Jake from state farm.''

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