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  1. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 1:45am UTC
    Comment this if you're straight
    Comment this if you're lesbian
    Comment this if you're gay
    Fav this if you are a potato with no romantic life.

  2. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 1:26am UTC
    Random person: Fat cats are so cute!
    Me: Well... I am half cute, I just need to be a cat.

  3. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Think about this.
    The person you're going to marry
    is walking the earth at this second.
    That thought alone should give you
    hope to continue each and every
    day, knowing someone, somewhere
    is completely in love in with you,
    even if you both don't know it
    yet.

  4. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    I wish Taylor would write a song
    called ''Maybe I'm the problem''

  5. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    If steroids are illegal for athletes
    then photoshop should be illegal
    for models.

  6. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Oh, I'm a few minutes late?
    Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.

  7. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Girl: When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath
    to see if I would have survived in that situation.
    2 hours ago · comment · 34 likes
    Guy: Almost died in finding nemo
    30 minutes ago • like • 15 likes

  8. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    My life is like a romantic comedy,
    except there's no romance and it's just
    me laughing at my own jokes.

  9. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Popular girl: It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love. <3
    2 hours ago · comment · 50 likes
    Random guy: So, who's the lucky boy?
    30 minutes ago • like • 5 likes
    NMF

  10. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT
    WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE
    Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

  11. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Why do people say "no offense"
    right before they're about to offend you?

  12. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Don't take life too seriously
    You will never get out of it alive.

  13. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Are you html code?
    because I'd like to put you on top of my </body>.
    nmf/nmq

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Me: *Checks witty 20 times, watch a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
    Me: Why is my internet so slow?

  15. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Popular girl: Oh, it's cold! I need a boyfriend to keep me warm.
    Me: You should buy a coat like the rest of the single people.

  16. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Me: Don't talk to me when I have headphones on
    Friend: But... you always have headphones on
    Me: Well, look who's catching on.

  17. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Be a true heart
    not a follower.

  18. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    I wish mosquitoes
    sucked fat instead of blood.

  19. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    They teach the girls to not be r.aped.
    But they don't teach the boys to don't rap.e.

  20. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    ''Twilight identifies many teens''
    I know, I remember when a werewolf and a vampire fought for me.

:)

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