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September 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC

On wednesday october 3rd everyone wear a pink shirt/sweater/outfit. Well make a big enough scene that the media will notice and interview people at their schools. When the reporter comes and asks for your opinion on this matter, you say, "on wednesdays we wear pink"

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mariahg99
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September 27, 2012 10:23pm UTC

flag football tryouts tomorrow for school im trying out im one of the 5 girls trying out im terrified i can do everything but my spiral is really shaky. a few of my friends are trying out too and theyre scared too what if i dont make it?

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mariahg99
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September 24, 2012 8:55pm UTC

hey wittians!!!
today in recess my friends and i were trying to figure out what we should be for halloween this year these were our ideas:
skittles
gatorade
my little ponies
whinnie the pooh characters
pokemons
ninja turtles
or sesame street characters
comment which one you like the best please it would make our descision so much easier

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mariahg99
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September 9, 2012 12:00am UTC

Yesterday in lunch
*assistant principal walks in*
friend 1: oh theres mr jimenez (assistant principal)
friend 2: is it me or does he look kinda like an oompa loompa
me: *shocked whisper*OH MY GOD YESSS!!! i knew he looked like id seen him somewhere n thts it mr jimenez looks like and oompa loompa
friend 3: he does
friend 4: someone needs to go ask him if hes seen charlie and the chocolate factory
friend 3: yea like after graduation im gonna go up to him and b like dude ive thought this this whole year u look like a frickin oompa loompa
all of us: *die laughing*
people at other tables: *stares to see what we are laughing about*
friend 3: *talking to us* jst let them stare theyre jealous were just way to cool for them and they cant handle it
all of us: die laughing again
people at other tables: *stare again
annoying kid: oh its just them again theyre wierd u guys can look away n pay attention to me again cuz i kno thats who you really care about
friend 3: oh yea totally cuz everyone wants to see whats wrong with you
everyone: *die laughing

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mariahg99
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September 1, 2012 12:47am UTC

playing hide and seek with your best friends after school is the best sh*t ever

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mariahg99
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August 23, 2012 2:23am UTC

EVERYBODY DANCE!!!
EVERYBODY SING!!!
EVERYBODY TRY A CHICKEN WING!!!
fave if you remember this

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mariahg99
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August 22, 2012 9:31pm UTC

today my brother had his first scrimmage football game he is 9 years old. a kid from my brothers team got tackled ad after the whistle was blown the kid that had tackled him was punching the poor kid. the kid from my brothers team couldnt even get up because he was being punched!!! what has football become now!!!!!! such bad sportsmanship i cant believe it!!!!bit makes me angry to see these things being done to and by 9 year olds! the one that was tackled wasnt even my brother and im still angry about it my mom almost fainted and my grandma started screaming that it was bad sportsmanship i cant believe it!!!!!!!

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mariahg99
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August 19, 2012 7:36pm UTC

now wouldnt it be awkward if your crush was on witty and saw all the quotes you make about liking him and knows that you are talking about him and is following you

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mariahg99
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August 11, 2012 8:37pm UTC

am i the only person that doesnt text their crush? we barely talk at school and he doesnt have a phone i dont get it!!!

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mariahg99
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August 9, 2012 11:30pm UTC

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So here's how it works:
1. open your library (itunes, winamp, mediaplayer, ipod, etc.)
2. put it on shuffle
3. press play
4. for every question, type the song that is playing
5. when you get to a new question, press the next button
6. dont lie and try to pretend you're cool
___________________________________________________________________________________
opening credits: Stole My Heart- One Direction
waking up: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry
1st day of school: It Girl- Jason Derulo
Falling in love: Lighters- Bad Meets Evil
fight song: How To Love- Lil Wayne O.o
Breaking Up: Tell Me A Lie- One Direction
studying/working: Mr. Saxobeat- Alexandra Stan
life: The Superbowl Shuffle- 1985 Chicago Bears Players
mental breakdown: I Wish- One Direction
Sunny Day: I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor
Rainy day: Billionaire: Travie McCoy
Party/dance music: Not Afraid- Eminem
Driving: Love The Way You Lie- Eminem
Sleeping/ dreaming: Gotta Be You- One Direction
Nightmares: Summer Nights- John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John O.o
Flashback: I Want- One Direction
Wedding: i'll Be There For You Friends Theme Song- The Remembrants
Birth of a child: One Thing- One Direction
Final Battle- Give It Up- Elizabeth Gillies and Ariana Grande (O.o a bit harsh)
Death Scene: Sober- P!nk O.o
Funeral Song: Count On Me- Bruno Mars (Awwwee)
End credits: Please Don't Go- Mike Posner (acurate much?)

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mariahg99
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August 6, 2012 1:18am UTC

FAVE IF YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES
COMMENT IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE
I AM DYING TO KNOW :)

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mariahg99
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August 6, 2012 1:15am UTC

Once my brother killed a fly by throwimg a ketchup packet at it
that poor fly
R.I.P Mr. Fly you will be missed

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July 31, 2012 1:00pm UTC

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July 31, 2012 12:21pm UTC

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mariahg99
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July 31, 2012 11:29am UTC

Steve: what is a good quote? A good quote is something witty, clever, funny or inspirational that you would want to hang on your wall and read again and again. A good quote is something you wouldnt be ashamed of if someone you knew read it. A good quote is something strangers would reblog or print out and hang on their walls.
Me: thank you for that Steve.

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mariahg99
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July 31, 2012 11:13am UTC

Am i the only one that when taking liquid medicine feels a wierd burning in their throat while taking it? Fave if im not the only one

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mariahg99
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July 31, 2012 10:57am UTC

*in the car with me mom and my brother*
*WMYB comes on the radio*
Me: *singing WMYB*
My brother: *singing WMYB*
*after the song is over*
Him: i like Niall in 1D
Him: all the other ones are wierd Niall is the coolest one
Him: i like his hair
Him: and his braces
Him: he's Irish
Him: he's awesome
Me: i've taught you so well :)))
True story

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mariahg99
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July 24, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Am i the obly one that realized while making the diary of a wimpy kid books into movies they forgot book 3
fave if you realized this too

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mariahg99
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July 23, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Fave if you wanna be a Forensic Scientist when you get older!
I cant be the only one

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mariahg99
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June 30, 2012 3:39pm UTC

oxygen and magnesium got together!
OMg

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