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kerrinxoxo4evz
posted a quote
December 2, 2010 8:13pm UTC

for those who
have experienced the pain,
of steppping on ,
a LEGO

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brokenwings
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 11:11pm UTC

That awkward moment
between your birth and your death.

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EvilAngel
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 12:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when..
You try to type "I'm good",
And you accidentally write "I'm god".

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
December 16, 2010 10:02pm UTC

Mom,
stop coming in my room.
Why do you think I’m even in here in the first place?

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crazy4ketchup
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 8:00pm UTC

When my candy cane breaks, its like wow, way to ruin my life.

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Oliviaxo
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December 17, 2010 7:00am UTC

Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay...
fay....face....facebook :D

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erlele6969
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 11:07pm UTC

i can memorize lyrics to a song,
but when it comes to tests,
i got nothing
♥

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daniibananii
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 4:21pm UTC

No mom.
i dont need a jacket.
im walking from the HOUSE to the CAR. im not gonna get frostbite.

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MakeupBerries
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 6:55am UTC

fave this if;
you want ANYTHING
from this list
below-
iPhone;iPad;iPod;
Puppy;Clothes;Money;
Chocolate;Shoes;Vouchers;
Flowers;Makeup;Socks;
Hairbrush;Headband;Paint;
NailPaint;Superstar;Microphone;
KatyPerryCD;RihannahCD;AnyCD;
Car;Family;Cookies;
-To be loved-

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livinlifefeelinfree
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 8:13pm UTC

& who else remembers;
Junie B. Jones ♥ (:

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RoCruz
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December 21, 2010 6:06pm UTC

WORTH READING!
Teacher: did GOD created everything?
Students: YES!
Teacher: If so, then GOD also created evil.Therefore, GOD is evil..
(one student stood up)
Student: Sir, does cold exist?
Teacher: Yes it does..
Student: Actually sir, it doesn't. Based on the laws of physics, cold is simply the absence of heat. And so, does dark exist sir?
Teacher: Of course it does!!
Student: Dark doesn't exist. Dark is only the absence of light. Just like evil, it's only the absence of GOD in man's heart.
Teacher: Speechless....
♥

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xjaimex3
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 5:20pm UTC

I'm too sarcastic
to carry on a normal conversation.
♥

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LilaaBean
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 2:29pm UTC

'Oooh! I feel cute! let's take a picture!'
*C l i c k*
We look awful !

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PopRock13
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 4:47pm UTC

Boy: you cant fool me
girl: okay, spell toast
boy: t-o-a-s-t
girl: say it 5 times
boy: toast,toast,
toast,toast,toast
girl: say it another 3 times
boy: toast,toast,toast
girl: okay...
what do you put in a toaster
boy:toast
girl: really? i put in bread(:

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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13Rainbow
posted a quote
December 17, 2010 1:36pm UTC

I love it.
When Someones Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke.

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rockandrolllamb
posted a quote
December 16, 2010 6:04pm UTC

& Today, I went to get my nails done with my sister.
We looked up how to say thank you in Chinese the night before.
>>When we got there, we got pedicures and chilled for a while.
The ladys' were talking in Chinese and were probably talking about us.
When we went to pay the bill, we said thank you in Chinese.
The looks on their faces when they thought we understood everything?<<
Priceless.

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itsnataliexx
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 2:51pm UTC

Mom, there's no food at home. Again.
Not even bread.
Even prisoner's have bread.

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hollistergiirl03
posted a quote
December 21, 2010 6:03pm UTC

❝If facebook ever shut down...
you'd see people walking aimlessly around streets;; ★ ★ ★ scribbling on walls...
p o k i n g e a c h ot h e r , ⇨ ⇨ ⇨ ⇨
searching for their friends,
thumbs-upping and commenting on everything,
✧✧✧✧ and tagging one another.✧✧✧✧ ❞

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xfsoccer42x
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 11:09am UTC

KID: "But mom, what if I get kidnapped?"
MOM: "Trust me, they'd bring you back."

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