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  1. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    If she edits pictures of you two together with random hearts and dates, then puts it on Facebook, she's too young for you, bro.

  2. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    "As much as I'd love to travel the world... I just- I don't think I want to do it with you. And I know that that's crazy because you're perfect... But you're not perfect for me. And I'm not perfect for you." - What's Your Number?

  3. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Pink lemonade & Nutella.
    Movie time;D

  4. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    And I'll explode into the sky
    to meet the sun to place you
    with the stars above,
    'cus that's where you belong.

  5. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Give me the beat, boy
    and free my soul.
    I wanna get lost in rock 'n' roll
    and drift away.

  6. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:09am UTC
    I love when people think that the 'AIM' spot on their profile means 'aim/goal in life'.

  7. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:49am UTC
    Just like them old stars;
    I see how you've come so far,
    to be right where you are.

  8. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Promise me you'll always give faith a fighting chance, and when you get choice to sit it out or dance- I hope you dance.

  9. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Forget the risk,
    take the fall,
    if it's what you want-
    then it's worth it all.

  10. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    A family friend of mine studied Psychology in college, and was telling us all how he scored 100 on his final exam.
    He'd walked in that day and there was one lone chair in the middle of the room.
    The professor told them they had to write a paper to convince him that the chair did not exist in a maximum of 3 pages.
    He was finished within 2 minutes and the professor told him he was brilliant.
    There was only one sentence on his paper.
    "What chair?"

  11. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Calling someone else fat doesn't make you skinnier,
    calling someone else stupid doesn't make you any smarter,
    and ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier.

  12. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
    OMFG KATY, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.

  13. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I get in these moods where I just mock everyone.
    Like, someone could come running up to me screaming bloody murder,
    and I just get all annoyed and turn to my bestfrend like "Oh my god, that dude's like, trying to kill me. Bla bla, help me! Help me! I'm so annoying bla bla." in a really nasily voice.

  14. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:37am UTC
    My friend and I argued for 30 minutes yesterday about dragon fruit and duckweed.

  15. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    All this talk about stars; they say they all die, but when I'm blinded by the ones in your eyes, I feel so alive.

  16. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:15am UTC
    People are like flowers.
    You can immediately tell the
    fake ones from the real ones,
    because the natural, real flowers
    are the beautiful ones.

  17. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Calm down, hun.
    The '(;' is not an engagement ring.

  18. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    "Let go of the past; you can't go back and change it!"
    "It's not that easy!"
    "It is if you let it be."

  19. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    "If you have a problem with me, call me about it.
    If you don't have my number, then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me."

  20. marchtoyourownbeat marchtoyourownbeat
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:46am UTC
    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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