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September 12, 2012 6:50pm UTC

§ Memento mori §

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 8, 2012 9:01am UTC

You are too beautiful;
your heart, it wants something more.

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 8, 2012 8:42am UTC

Me: *bumps into table at lunch*
Me: *turn around* "omg I'm so sorry-"
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: "shut up."

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 8, 2012 8:38am UTC

Child 1: "Mommy, why is my name rose?"
Mom: "Because a rose petal fell on you after you were born."
Child 2: "And why is my name Daisy?"
Mom: "Because a daisy landed on you after you were born."
Child 3: "Zdnakdsbnsjsk!"
Mom: "SHUT UP, BRICK."

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 5, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Even if the light
at the end of this tunnel is dim, I'll keep following it, 'cus
it's the only light I've seen for a while.

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 4, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Kelly Clarkson: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, st-"
Dwight Schrute: "Actually, what doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapaligic state."
Kelly: "-and a little taller, doesn't mean I'm lone-"
Sheldon Cooper: "Actually, I think you have your information wrong there, because technically-"
Kelly: "I GIVE UP!"

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 2, 2012 10:30am UTC

The most important thing in life is to always be yourself.
Unless you can be batman-
always be batman.

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 28, 2012 7:51pm UTC

That awkward moment when you want to wear your Apple Bottom jeans,
but you can't find your boots with the fur.

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marchtoyourownbeat
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC

I've written a song about a tortilla.
Well, really it's more of a wrap...

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 26, 2012 11:39pm UTC

"If you dream of someone, it means that person misses you."
Most girls: "OMG ONE DIRECTION MISSES ME?!"
Me: "OMG CRAZY PSYCHO AX MURDERER MISSES ME?!"

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 26, 2012 1:25pm UTC

People can be so judgemental these days;
like, yesterday someone called me crazy.
This is why I usually talk to inanimate objects.

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marchtoyourownbeat
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 10:36am UTC

Don't go bacon my heart!
I couldn't if I fried!

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 25, 2012 10:22am UTC

*In computer class*
*my computer is loading*
Me: "HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S THE RAINBOW SPINNY THING."
Friends:
Me: "I love this thing." *makes weird music and starts moving the ball all around the screen*
Teacher: "Kylie is your computer still loading?"
Me: "Yes!-" *rainbow spinny dissapears* "NOOOO! MR. FABIANO! MY RAINBOW SPINNY DISSAPEARED!"
Teacher: "I am so terribly sorry, Kyli-"
Me: "YAY IT'S BACK."
Teacher: "-_____-"

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marchtoyourownbeat
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 5:55pm UTC

My friend: "OH MY GOD so today this hot kid held open the door for me and told me I was gorgeous and smart and-"
Me: "Today, this boy accidentally spilled milk on me. Then he laughed and walked away."
Her:
Me:
Her: "Omg why do you make me sad."

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marchtoyourownbeat
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Guy taking our ID pictures: "I promise, you'll all look fine. Girls and boys always wanna look like Beyonce in their pictures, so they fix themselves up. But if you just smile you'll be fine."
My friend: "OH NUH UH MISTER. Oh no. I don't know what guys you talkin' to, but we ain't got no He-yonces in this class. Noooo. Don't go puttin' that idea in their heads sir."
Everyone:
Me: "Oh, Jazmin...."

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 23, 2012 3:57pm UTC

*Sees kid I don't recognize get lunch then walk out into the courtyard*
Me: "Does he even go here?"
My friend: "No, Kylie. He just comes here for lunch, that's all. He can't resist the delicious food."
Me:
Friends:
Table:
Sandwhich:
Lunch lady:
Senior section:
Whole cafeteria:
Me: "A simple "yes" would have been sufficient."

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 23, 2012 3:52pm UTC

*In the library*
My friend: "OH MY GOD. Ok, so I was watchin' that video the other day. Y'know that one where the chick's getting down low in the club and she just falls on the floor. "
Me:
Friend 2:
Half the kids in our grade:
Books:
Wall:
Her: "HERE, LIKE THIS!"
*immitates dancing, dramatically falls to the floor, unintentional shoe flies off and knocks over two books and hits the librarian in the head*
Him: "How in the God's name-"
Her: "LOOK AT THIS SEXY FACE. YOU SEE IT? YOU SEE HOW I AIN'T EVEN SORRY, MR.?!"
Everyone: *cracks up*
True story xD

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marchtoyourownbeat
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC

There's a sign at my school that says
"Tiger Pride Never Dies!"
then under it,
"Sponsered by Westside Funeral Home."
THE IRONY.

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 16, 2012 11:45am UTC

Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you.

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marchtoyourownbeat
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August 13, 2012 7:51pm UTC

"I hate you! I hate you so much!"
"No, no you don't."
"I should... I really should..."
Teen Wolf:3

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