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marchand_gurl

1. marchand_gurl
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 10:33am UTC
   That Boy .. ♥
   What color is his hair:
   - brown
   -What style is it:
   - shaggy
   What color eyes:
   - brown
   Cute smile:
   -yeah
   - Braces:
   - nope
   Glasses:
   - none
   Abs:
   - I dont know
   Height:
   - 6'2"
   What grade is he in:
   - 11
   How did you meet him:
   -school
   How long have you known him:
   - since school started
   Does he play any sports:
   -no
   Can he play the guitar:
   - yes
   What about any other music instrument:
   - yes, drums and he sings
   Do you guys ever text:
   - no
   Describe something he would wear on a typical day:
   - skinny jean and , tshirt
   What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear:
   - a cute black t-shirt
   Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs:
   - he has 2 tattoos on his forearms
   Least favorite thing:
   - its hard to take him seriously
   Do your friends know that you like him:
   - yup all of them
   Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him:
   - my parnets met him and like him
   Have you met his parents:
   - no
   What would you do if he saw your witty:
   - tell him which quotes are about him
   
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2. marchand_gurl
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 11:23am UTC
   You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
   Find the lowercase:
   LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
   Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
   Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
   MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
   Now Find The Mistake:
   abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
   Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
   10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
   Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
   ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
   Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
   
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3. marchand_gurl
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 11:21am UTC
   He's Cute
   He's Funny
   He's Smart
   He's a Vegitarian
   He is into Animal Rights
   He has Tatoos Just Like Me
   BUT MOST OF ALL
   He's the type of boy I would make a sandwich for <3
   
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4. marchand_gurl
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 11:15am UTC
   7th - 12th grade love. ♥
   Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
   If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
   
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5. marchand_gurl
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2012 9:02am UTC
   90% of people marry their
   7th - 12th grade love. ♥
   Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
   If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
   *I'm not taking any chances, my life is actually starting to make sense now.*
   
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6. marchand_gurl
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   October 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   My ideal halloween costume: His girlfriend
   and by halloween I mean all year round <3
   
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7. marchand_gurl
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   October 11, 2012 11:13am UTC
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8. marchand_gurl
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 10:58am UTC
   My Crush: (said to his guy friend) Next time a girl gives you the finger all you have to say is: " If that finger had balls you would be pregnant by now!"
   
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9. marchand_gurl
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   October 9, 2012 10:54am UTC
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10. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 9:03am UTC
    For the devil has touched the heart
    of thee who has brought an angel into my soul <3
    
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11. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Situational Irony:
    Someone gets hit by an Empty Ambulance!
    
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12. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My friend and I were talking about stress and depression last night and she said:
    " That's good that you keep going and you didn't give up"
    My response was!!!
    Giving up is stupid! No matter how hard life gets, I'ved lived long enough to encounter a problem, so I can live long enough to get through it. No matter what I'm dealing with at the moment, there will always be something that's going to be harder and tougher to handle. I wasn't meant to die by my own hands because if I was, I wouldn't have been born!
    
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13. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:48am UTC
    The worst part about being near you is:
    Knowing we could be good together yet you don't see it :/
    
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14. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    She spent too much time trying to be good enough for him
    Until she saw that
    He was never good enough for her
    
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15. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    My Crush:
    say your crushes name 6 times
    now close your eyes and make a wish about them
    decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars
    now make another wish about love or the money
    repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush"
    
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16. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Girl: am I pretty?
    Boy : NO.
    Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
    Boy : NO.
    Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
    Boy : NO.
    She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
    Boy : Your not pretty, your Beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
    (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
    (Girl whispers) : I will.
    Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't repost this in the next 15 minutes, you will have bad luck for the next 5 years
    
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17. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    In class today, We were reading a story and 2 characters fell in Love at First Sight. My teacher then asked
    "Love at First Sight: Do you belive in it.. Yes or No?"
    The class clown said "No"
    The teacher asked him to explain.
    He said " If it's love at first SIGHT, then how can it be love, if you dont know the person, you just like their looks"
    The teacher then said " Good Point, does anyone else have a different opinion"
    My Crush raised his hand and said " Yes, I believe in Love at First Sight"
    The teacher asked him to explain too.
    His explanation was:
    "You can look at the person, and not yet know that it's Love, When you look at the person, they can be so appealing to the point that you want to get to know them, then You fall in love with them afterwards, which is still technically Love at First Sight"
    The class was shocked but he described EXACTLY how I feel about him <3
    
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18. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Boy,
    You're my cloud 9
    My temporary high
    You're my escape
    When I look into your eyes
    
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19. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:52am UTC
    I will Never let anyone see me crying over you
    But
    I won't deny that you're the reason for the tears
    
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20. marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Me and my friend are having a dilemna
    She thinks her boyfriend likes ME because he flirts with me in the only class all 3 of us have together
    AND
    I think my crush likes HER because he completely ignores me in the class we all have together because he is with her
    IDK WHAT TO DO!!
    
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