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Vinita*

1. Vinita*
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   September 7, 2014 11:07am UTC
   Teacher: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
   Teacher: It runs through your jeans
   
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2. Vinita*
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   September 1, 2014 10:24pm UTC
   And then what?
   
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3. Vinita*
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   August 30, 2014 5:43pm UTC
   So the other day we had a sub and she was bra shopping during class.
   
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4. Vinita*
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   August 28, 2014 7:55pm UTC
   'So your geometry homework for today is to explain how to draw a square without using pictures or using the term 'square','rectangle','quadrilateral',or any quadrilateral related word. And I'm going to try to find a way to draw an odd figure based on your directions so make sure you're steps are specific.' -The cruelest teacher alive
   
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5. Vinita*
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   August 25, 2014 8:25pm UTC
   Me: Hey dad, so today we learned about this Spanish conqueror, who could single handedly defeat ten men at once at hand to hand combat, who thought he found a city of gold in the Americas but it was actually a city of clay with the sunset reflected off of the buildings which made it appear to be made out of gold. But anyways, he was so overjoyed that he took off his clothes and ran through the city, where he was attacked and killed by natives.
   Dad: Who's your history teacher again?
   
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6. Vinita*
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   August 23, 2014 8:12pm UTC
   Bae: Do you love me?
   Me: Yes
   Bae: Do you love me more than food?
   Me: You're really pushing the boundaries of this relationship
   
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7. Vinita*
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   August 9, 2014 10:06pm UTC
   When you see your ex coming
   
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8. Vinita*
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   August 8, 2014 10:54pm UTC
   My milkshake brings all the ponies to the yard
   
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9. Vinita*
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   August 4, 2014 4:43pm UTC
   There's no point in performing
   without an audience
   
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10. Vinita*
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    August 3, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    
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11. Vinita*
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    August 2, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    When I grow up
    I want to be a mailwoman
    so I can walk by
    my ex's house
    six days a week
    nmq
    
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12. Vinita*
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    July 31, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    
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13. Vinita*
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    July 31, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    Women with higher IQ's have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person.
    
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14. Vinita*
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    July 29, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    What a lovely foot rest
    I didn't even realize that we had a foot rest
    Wait a minute
    *looks down*
    Oh its my dog -.-
    
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15. Vinita*
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    July 27, 2014 11:41pm UTC
    'How'd you get so tall?'
    'Rice, milk, and spinach. . .but not all at once'
    
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16. Vinita*
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    July 27, 2014 5:01pm UTC
    Every time you see it rain,
    I'm crying
    and every rain drop you see
    is one of my tears
    
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17. Vinita*
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    July 27, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    I'm so cool
    I have to wear skinny jeans in the summer
    
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18. Vinita*
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    July 26, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    Comic Sans isn't that bad c'mon guys.
    
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19. Vinita*
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    July 25, 2014 11:08am UTC
    Its like Witty is having a drought
    
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20. Vinita*
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    July 24, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    why can't you want me like the other boys do?
    they stare at me while I stare at you
    
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