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  1. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Did you ever notice how mr. Krabs says "mother of pearl." when something bad or disgusting happens ?
    Well his daughters name is pearl & hes not with pearls mother anymore.
    MIND=BLOWN

  2. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
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    November 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC
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  3. wallflowersandprettypictures wallflowersandprettypictures
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC
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    Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

  4. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  7. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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    November 25, 2011 9:04pm UTC
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  11. makayxoxo13 makayxoxo13
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:04am UTC
    This Moment
    introduction
    It was about 11:00 when I got the phone call. I had been waiting by the phone for two days. Just waiting. Waiting for someone to tell me she would be okay. I was thinking of the secret , that's when the phone rang.
    "hello?!!"
    "Alyssa? It's mom. I want you to come to the hospital. To see your sister."
    I hung up as soon as she said hospital. Rose had been in the hospital for as long as i could remember. And just two days ago the cancer had gotten worse. They questioned if she would make it. Rose and I were best friends. We knew some things about eachother that only made our bond stronger. The secret. The secret that could turn my - OUR lives upside down in a heartbeat.

  12. Jillyummx3 Jillyummx3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:11am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When it's 1:30 am...
    And I'm still up .

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Nmf never

  13. makayxoxo13 makayxoxo13
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    When I get married...She'll be my maid of honor
    When I have a baby... she'll be the godmother
    And when I'm grown... She'll be playing bingo with me at the nursing home.
    She's not only my best friend... She's my other half
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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