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  1. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Girl language
    five minutes - half an hour
    nothing - something
    im just tired - im upset, hug me
    whatever - go die
    dont touch me - dont let go
    i hate you - please come back
    im fine - i need a hug
    go away - hold me tight
    i ignore you - give me your attention

  2. jhockx3 jhockx3
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    profile picture has 800 likes, 400 comments...

    the only thing missing?

    h e r c l o t h e s

  3. TurnUpTheMusic TurnUpTheMusic
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    She wanted love, he wanted fun.
    Boys & mascara,
    they always run. </3

  4. OneDirectionRules OneDirectionRules
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    ONE DIRECTION FACT #2
    Harry's first autograph was to Louis♥
    Credit to tiffrose22
    Format: twilightgirl995

  5. InsanityCentral InsanityCentral
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Witty;
    T he one place One Direction
    can go to find every word that
    they've ever spoken

  6. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    "You actually said that!?"
    "No, but I thought it."

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    "Niall once offered to give up his hotel room
    For fans waiting in the cold."
    -Harry Styles
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  8. KiwiBaby12 KiwiBaby12
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 11:55am UTC
    So there's a REALLLLY sexy senior in my school. I was walking with my friend Chris behind Mr. Sexy Pants today. Chris noticed me staring and said, "Uh, Keel?" I looked at him. He gave me a questioning look.
    I simply said, "He's beautiful." And Chris goes, "Who? Tyler? I can introduce you right now. HEY TY-" I hit him, but Tyler came over. I'm pretty sure I died right then and there.
    While pointing at me Chris goes, "Tyler, Keely thinks you're beautiful." I've never blushed so much in my life. OH MY GOD. I was pretty sure he was going to think I was creep AF. But Mr. Sexy Pants says, "Oh? Really? Nah, that's her."
    OMGOMGOMG dead. <3

  9. hhaannaahhm7 hhaannaahhm7
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Dear Millionaires,
    If you don't have trampolines as floors and a giant slide from your bedroom to your pool, then give me all your money because you are doing it wrong.
    Sincerely,
    I know how to have a good time

  10. witty_monn witty_monn
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:41am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. volley11 volley11
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    I bet
    that you're listening to One Direction right now.
    So am I.
    ;)

  13. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
    Is it the wind that blew it away?
    Or the tree that let it go?
    or, is it the leaf who grew tired of holding on?

  14. basketballgymnast basketballgymnast
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Boy: Do u have a pen?
    Girl: Yeah, here
    Boy: Umm..its out of ink
    Girl: What?
    Boy: It doesn't work
    Girl: R u sure?
    Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

  15. paigiegurl paigiegurl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Just because she's pretty doesn't mean you're not

  16. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    so i wrote an essay about suicide for school;
    and everyone that read it said it was really good...30 faves and i'll put it on witty?(:

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Liam: we didn't pass geography
    Niall: i did
    Liam: Niall, shut up you probably
    ate your textbook
    -OneDirection

  18. LilWayne145 LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:10am UTC
    "You jump, I jump,
    remember?"
    -Titanic

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    " I will always protect the people I love
    even though i am as scary
    as a baby penguin ."
    - Niall Horan♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. LilMissEpic15 LilMissEpic15
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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    A paper bag because I'm
    too ugly.

:)

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