I know tomorrow is Monday and
you assume it's going to suck,
but according to statistics, there
will be over 5,000 weddings 10,000
childbirths, and 42 million hugs
occurring tomorrow throughout the
United States. also tomorrow, there
will be at least 4 people that
will win the multimillion dollar
lotteries, 600 people will get promotions
at work, and 3,000 people will lose
their virginity. There will also be
600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons
sold and 800,000 skittles sold.
Plus the words "I love you"
will be said over 9 million times. so,
again, I know tomorrow is Monday
and you assume it's going to suck,
but just smile, because according
to statistics, it should actually
be a really nice day.