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  1. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:22pm UTC
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  2. cotoncandy_616 cotoncandy_616
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    And maybe,
    I want to be single for summer..
    And maybe,
    I want to fall in love with a complete stranger
    And just maybe,
    I want to have the perfect summer romance

  3. JaseyRae_x3 JaseyRae_x3
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    Today in health class
    we were talking about healthy
    relationships. The teacher asked
    the head cheerleader why she
    originally said yes to her
    boyfriend when he first asked
    her out, and of course, everyone
    expected a typical cheerleader
    response
    _.·´¯`·×» l i k e ,
    h e 's s o o o o h o t
    instead, the girl
    blushed and said
    "His last name is R i d d l e , and I
    thought that if we got married
    and had a s o n we could name
    him Tom Morvolo. Then I could
    say Lord Voldemort is my son."
    The class just stared at
    her i n awed s i l e n c e .
    never again will I insult a cheerleader.
    ~ M L I A

  4. Trevor_No_hands Trevor_No_hands
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    like if you wanna talk on aim

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