Today in health class
we were talking about healthy
relationships. The teacher asked
the head cheerleader why she
originally said yes to her
boyfriend when he first asked
her out, and of course, everyone
expected a typical cheerleader
response
_.·´¯`·×» l i k e ,
h e 's s o o o o h o t
instead, the girl
blushed and said
"His last name is R i d d l e , and I
thought that if we got married
and had a s o n we could name
him Tom Morvolo. Then I could
say Lord Voldemort is my son."
The class just stared at
her i n awed s i l e n c e .
never again will I insult a cheerleader.
~ M L I A