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Today in health class
we were talking about healthy
relationships. The teacher asked
the head cheerleader why she
originally said yes to her
boyfriend when he first asked
her out, and of course, everyone
expected a typical cheerleader
response

_.·´¯`·×» l i k e ,

h e 's s o o o o h o t
instead, the girl
blushed and said

"His last name is R i d d l e , and I
thought that if we got married
and had a s o n we could name
him Tom Morvolo. Then I could
say Lord Voldemort is my son."

The class just stared at
her
i n awed s i l e n
c e .

never again will I insult a cheerleader.

~ M L I A



 
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Today in health class we were talking about healthy relationships.

1217 faves · 33 comments · Jun 23, 2011 12:11pm

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xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx · 1 decade ago
MADE MY LIFE. :3
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alexiawhite · 1 decade ago
love it !
harry potter = love life happineesss !
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LightInTheDark · 1 decade ago
see!! not all cheerleaders are dumb and !!!! :) <3 <3
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duckysayssmile · 1 decade ago
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE ♥
seriously,made my life :)
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Shmurf97 · 1 decade ago
nevermindd i doo :P
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Shmurf97 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it.. ughhh
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Comewithme · 1 decade ago
I love being a cheerleader(:
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pawprint8 · 1 decade ago
n you please explainthis tome ive never seenharry potter
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lovin_him · 1 decade ago
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU! I LOVE THIS QUOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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gwayth16513 · 1 decade ago
im a cheerleader..
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TeamDamon · 1 decade ago
Harry Potter=LIFE
Anyone who disagrees can suck it.
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lolidgaf · 1 decade ago
Lol, saw this on tumblr.
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thetimeisnow · 1 decade ago
Made my day!!
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Ggirls7luvr · 1 decade ago
omgg! haha i want whoever i marry to have the last name granger, weasley, or potter. lol that'd be so great!
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dreamer18 · 1 decade ago
This made my morning!
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blacklace20 · 1 decade ago
LOVE LOVE LOVE
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mumblebumble · 1 decade ago
people who don't get it, read the harry potter books. or at least the second one.
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eatmyshorts · 1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS.
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xHello · 1 decade ago
OH so tom riddle is lord voldemort?
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
**Marvolo. STILL, LOVE IT.
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