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madididntknowaboutthat

Directioninfectionx3 · 1 decade ago
Well thats alittle awkward considering that my birthmark is my butt..
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rima21 · 1 decade ago
and while swimming !
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AlexisCoral · 1 decade ago
i wish mine was bc it fell into the toilet. but good news is i got a new one Lmao :P
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xx_lifesong_xx · 1 decade ago
that's not all urs, but ME TOO :D
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caralovesyou · 1 decade ago
mines not waterproof..but i stil ltext while im in the showerrr (: ahah
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doodles0013 · 1 decade ago
they actually have a phone like that. just sayin. hah :)
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
I love this. But, I don't like MJ, I compare Owl City, All Caps, A Rocket To The Moon, and stuff to them.
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mareadia914 · 1 decade ago
this really deserves top quotes.
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Jamiesdiary · 1 decade ago
thats what plastic bags are for, duhh.. haha
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mareadia914 · 1 decade ago
UHM YESx99999999999999999999999
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eminemlove26 · 1 decade ago
JOCKER
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tori323 · 1 decade ago
K so I know you put this up last month but you did jock it from me..You made this in December(even your older ones) and I made mine in October.And if you are gonna highlight the credit made sure you can see the word highlight in color.I had to do it myslef.Im not trying to you out or anything but you had a quote a long time ago that said something like No more jockers or something of that effect,you should have taken that quote into consideration..justsayn
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xxsooperdooperxx · 1 decade ago
I would love to know how i died.. because my birthmark is on my elbo O.O
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myboyplaysfootball · 1 decade ago
you failed at trying to pierce your tongue(:
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tessalovesyou97 · 1 decade ago
what happens if you werent killed and you died of old age?

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emilyyxx22 · 1 decade ago
your tongue was cut off!
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sociallife29 · 1 decade ago
wat do u mean by PAST LIFE ??

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Twillighter1998 · 1 decade ago
i'm right there with you.

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madididntknowaboutthat · 1 decade ago
it was mine before..you can look through my quotes and see it. i was bringing it back..so mind not just assuming that? kthanks.
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Sarrah · 1 decade ago
I don't have any (:
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