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  1. livlafluv95 livlafluv95
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    my grandma was head cheerleader.
    my grandpa was captain of the football team.

    fave if you think this is adorable :)

  2. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    I'm A Senior In High School.
    Our School Has A Preschool Wing, And When I Was Heading To Class Today, A Little Girl With Autism Stopped Me In The Hallway.
    She Smiled At Me, Took My Hand, And Said, "You're Really Pretty."
    Her Teacher Cried;
    The Girl Hadn't Spoken In Over A Year.
    ~KidsGiveMeHope

  3. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    fave if ...
    yo are shorter then
    5 foot 9♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xthatsxlifex xthatsxlifex
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    Whenever I see an old person
    eating alone at a restaurant ,
    _________ I die a little inside.
    ♥♥♥

  7. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 10:44am UTC
    My eye tears up,
    I start to cry,
    As my father whispers,
    his final goodbye.
    My mom is holding me back,
    stroking my head,
    as my father lays,
    on his deathbed.
    I'm bawling by now,
    and everyone knows,
    My love for my dad,
    clearly shows.
    Illness is bad.
    Death is worse.
    It will happen to all of us.
    It's a never ending curse.
    My dad closes his eyes,
    and falls into heaven,
    before I can count,
    up to eleven.
    He is gone now,
    And I miss him so.
    Why, oh why,
    did he have to go?
    »Fave this if you
    never want to lose
    your dad! ♥

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #77
    the crusty stuff you get in the corner of your eyes when you wake up is remnant of your dreams.
    the color tells about how your dreams were.
    yellow means you dreamt about love.
    brown means you dreamt about death.
    green means you dreamt about wealth.
    colorless means you dreamt about fame.
    black means you dreamt about nothing.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  9. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  10. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 10:53pm UTC
    i just realized that London Tipton
    is based off of Paris Hilton

  11. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    *In The Supermarket*
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

  12. wisco123 wisco123
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 12:18pm UTC
    so today...
    my friend's boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook.
    she sent me the chat convo. :)
    Chris: I don't think it's working out. I really just wanna be friends..
    Kelly: Wow.
    Chris: ...?
    Kelly: I just thought you were different.
    Chris: I'm sorry. We can still be friends.
    Kelly: I don't want to be friends. It would be too hard for me.
    Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/
    Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing?
    Chris: yeah..
    Kelly: Teach me how to jerk.
    Chris: haha, um i don't know how.
    Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :)
    (Kelly is offline)
    :) i love this. fave if you do too <3

  13. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

  14. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  15. ashleybellax3 ashleybellax3
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 10:05pm UTC
    Fave
    if those 10 year old girls with the Juicy
    Couture sweatsuits and cell phones
    that says OMG and LOL every 5 seconds
    and think that saying "Crap" makes them
    cool, make you laugh.

  16. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  17. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    1960
    Far Out!
    1970
    Groovy!
    1980
    Sick!
    1990
    The bomb!
    2010
    Legit.

  18. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC
    favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
    ♥♥♥

  19. soccergirl78 soccergirl78
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:36am UTC
    today my dad
    would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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