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  1. AannaaMariee AannaaMariee
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    All Guys Should Learn From Mario No Matter How Far Your Princess Is,Go After Her

  2. AllThatIKnowIsImBreathing AllThatIKnowIsImBreathing
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with barbies.
    The rest is spent trying to look like one.

  3. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    My heart beat:
    Normal
    ---^----^----^----^----^---
    Talking to him
    -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^----
    Seeing him with her
    -------------------------------
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Nmq

  4. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    ♥ That one boy
    you never though
    Youd have
    feelings for

  5. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Oh im a Gummy Bear
    Yes, Im a Gummy Bear
    Oh, im a Yummy Tummy Funny Lucky Gummy Bear
    I'm a jelly bear, coz im a Gummy Bear
    Oh im a Movin Groovin Jammin singing Gummy Bear
    Oh yeahh :D
    Fave if you've heard this song before!!! If not...then your probably reading this thinking WTF... :D

  6. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Everyone
    keeps telling me that the right person will come along..
    I think Mine's got hit by a bus or something.

  7. pakiprincezz23 pakiprincezz23
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Why is it that:
    whenever i pull up onto my driveway
    A good song comes on?

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
    While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

  9. Move_Along Move_Along
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    That moment when...
    you are trying to give someone the silent treatment but fail because its impossible to do

  10. daddygrl40 daddygrl40
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Compliment time.<3
    Fave and I'll comment on your profile with a compliment.

  11. Megziee Megziee
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    fave if you have witty;o


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Confessions.
    If you see this, please favorite it. I'll do every one.
    cred to xxmorganx :)

  15. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    ❒ ILY
    ❒ Love ya
    ❒ Luv ya
    ❒ Luv you
    ✔ I love you.

  16. ladybuglover ladybuglover
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Treat me like a joke and I'll leave like its not funny:)

  17. Mithi Mithi
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Life isn't about
    finding yourself
    It's about creating yourself.

  18. Izc101 Izc101
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:48am UTC
    The ones who can make you so emotional are the people you truly
    love♥

  19. IxBExNINJA IxBExNINJA
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
    Me: Noo! you have to go outside and squat!
    NmfFormat by Sandrasaurus

  20. R3C0V3R R3C0V3R
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should've said instead.

:)

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