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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 27, 2011 2:38pm UTC

Our Dream School
would be called Witty Academy, and it would be a school for us girls of W i t t y P r o f i l e s
it would be in NYC because it would be warm in the Spring, but we'd have snowdays in Winter ;)
Steve would be our principal, and our teachers would be hot young guys who let us text in class.
our homework wouldn't be an essay or anything- it would be to make a quote on witty overnight
gorgeous guys with abs would be allowed in the school- but only if they're non- heart breakers!
we would also have a half an hour to change for gym- plenty of time to redo hair and makeup
[♥] a n d w e c o u l d a l l m e e t o u r b e s t f r i e n d s f o r e v e r [♥]

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emilycards
posted a quote
January 23, 2011 2:39pm UTC

T. E. I. A. M.
There. Problem Solved.

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rockandrolllamb
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
>> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
fave if you just snapped your fing

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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 7:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ashleybellax3
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 10:05pm UTC

Fave
if those 10 year old girls with the Juicy
Couture sweatsuits and cell phones
that says OMG and LOL every 5 seconds
and think that saying "Crap" makes them
cool, make you laugh.

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kaitlynamazing96
posted a quote
May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC

CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did we do in math today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Ok, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question...
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: ....how much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah...
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: ...>silence<...
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all.
Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine..
Boy: Are you sure
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay...I hope so.
Girl: .....would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: ......okay.
Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright……I love you.
>very long pause<
Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What!?
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
-click-
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
Boy: Ok…
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
-dial tone-
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
Girl: .......
Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl: I.....
Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: ?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: (crying)
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

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wisco123
posted a quote
August 25, 2010 12:18pm UTC

so today...
my friend's boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook.
she sent me the chat convo. :)
Chris: I don't think it's working out. I really just wanna be friends..
Kelly: Wow.
Chris: ...?
Kelly: I just thought you were different.
Chris: I'm sorry. We can still be friends.
Kelly: I don't want to be friends. It would be too hard for me.
Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/
Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing?
Chris: yeah..
Kelly: Teach me how to jerk.
Chris: haha, um i don't know how.
Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :)
(Kelly is offline)
:) i love this. fave if you do too <3

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courtney_loves_to_sing
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when...
The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
Tiger Woods cheats on you,
You are personally victimized by Regina George,
You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Today is just one of those days.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC

1960
Far Out!
1970
Groovy!
1980
Sick!
1990
The bomb!
2010
Legit.

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truegurl09
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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andreaax3
posted a quote
September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC

So today in English,
my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
"no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
-----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

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imtotallyserious
posted a quote
October 19, 2010 6:03pm UTC

Every girl wants to hear her guy say, ''The next girl I'll ever love will be our daughter.''
♥

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;
"I'm in ____ class right now."
only me..?

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Kirstyx33
posted a quote
June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC

'I hate my mother'
long but worth reading.
My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
she was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students and
teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during
elementary school where my mom
came to say Hello to me.
I was so embarrassed. How could
she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful
look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my class mates
said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
mom to just disappear.
SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
then why don't you just die?!!!"
My mom did not respond...
I didn't even stop to think for a second
about what i had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings,
I wanted out of that house, and have
nothing to do with her.
So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
to Singapore to study.
Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
own. I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my
kids and the comfort.
Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
even meet her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children
laughed at her, and i yelled at her
for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
house and scare my children!"
"Get out of here now!!!"
And to this, my mother quietly answered
"Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
wrong address." and she
disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school
reunion came to my house in Singapore.
So i lied to my wife that i was going on
a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
the old shack which was my childhood home
just out of curiosity.
My neighbours said that
she had passed away.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had
wanted me two have, it read:
My dearest son,
I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
i came to Singapore and scared your children
I was so glad when I heard you are
coming for the reunion.
But i may not even be able to
get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
to you when you were growing up.
You see... when you were very little you got
into an accident, and lost your eye.
As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
having to grow up with one eye.
So i gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing
a whole new world for me, in my place,
with that eye.
With my love to you.
Your mother ♥
-newspaper story

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LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
Message Sent.
Kill me now.

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
MLIA :)

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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boomboomlove
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 7:00pm UTC

At my school, they have banned I ♥ BOOBIES
bracelets. Please fave if
you believe this is wrong.

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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