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gray22
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:59am UTC

shout out to
One Directions
Parent's for
Not Wearing a condom!

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Mystic
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Liam: I'm sorry to all of you that are asleep that miss this tw-
Liam's dad:They're not going to hear you if they're sleeping Liam.
Liam: BUT THEY'LL WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE LATER DAD.
Liam: THAT'S THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.
NMF

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:18am UTC

One Direction things#177
5 boys
9 kidneys
12 nipples
ONE DIRECTION
♥
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SexyBeatGotSwag
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:08pm UTC

-20 years from now-
Me; *Shows pictures of One Direction*
Me; And that kids, are the world's hottest men I ever fell in love with
Children;
Me;
Children; They're ugly.
Me;
Children;
Me;
Children; We're grounded aren't we?
Me; Oh hell yes you are.

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alyssa51998
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:28am UTC

niall avoids speaking in interviews
because
he swears to much
and gets the hole band in trouble
♥

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softball0923
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:38am UTC

One Direction Quote
"One day we went to a farm and they asked us if we'd like to ride horses, but there were only four, so Harry rode a cow."
~Liam

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MemoIsShy
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:47am UTC

Boy's confession #21
the way girls hit us
and expect it to hurt.
♥

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arenaud
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC

who else was forced
to play the recorder, as a kid?
nmf

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PrettyXPrincess
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:04am UTC

I was expelled from school
on Pajama day
not my fault I sleep naked.
^^This made me LMFAO
NMQ/NMF

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Shopping with One Direction
Harry: Louis, look at this thong!
Louis: Buy it, you can show me tonight.
Paul: NO. Harry, put it down.
Niall: Paul, I want a pretzel!
Liam: Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon.
Niall: NO, LIAM, NOW!
Harry: Louis look! Underwear with cats on it!
Paul: Harry, Louis, get out of Victoria's Secret.
NIall: Pretzel! Now!
Liam: Where's Zayn?! Has anyone seen Zayn?!
Louis: He's admiring his reflection in the windows.
Paul: Zayn!
Niall: Pretzel!
Zayn: Oh, hey there, sexy.
Paul: Zayn, stop talking to yourself--NO HARRY DON'T CHANGE INTO THAT THONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE!
Niall: PRETZEL.
Liam: *sigh*
-nmq -

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xxIntoTheNeverxx
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Peeta Mellark? How do I even begin to explain Peeta Mellark?
Prim: Peeta Mellark is a baker
Gale: He likes my squirrels
Effie: I hear his leg is insured for $10,000
Cinna: I hear he does baking commercials in District 12
Ceasar: He once met Katniss Everdeen and told her he loved her
Katniss: One time, he threw bread at me...
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: It was awesome

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Missgjudgie
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 10:54am UTC

Fave if you were born in the
90's

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ArnoraBerisha555
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 10:05am UTC

Why is it that when...
A girl is in a bikini nobody cares..
But
When a girl is in her bra and underwear everyone's all like"Ew don't look ew!"
Why?
Their the exact same thing.

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