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  1. RawrCamryn RawrCamryn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    No, I love you most >:{
    No, I love you the most, and here's a little poem to prove it...
    Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam, Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like Pikachu & Ash, and I'll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash. You're more legendary than a Zapados, Entei, or Mew. But out of all 450, I choose you.
    OMG. Marry Me? <3

  2. theycallherlove theycallherlove
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Remembering Spongebob! !!
    Is mayonnaise an instrument?
    Did you set it to wumbo?
    Its not just a boulder... It's a rock!
    My names..not... RICK!!
    He was number 1!
    All hail the magic conch! Ololololo!
    Krabs is a *dolphin noise*
    You ate my candybar!
    The "painty raid"
    I ripped my pants
    "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO, this is Patrick!"
    Mega Weenie Monday.
    Fave if you aarrremember! !!

  3. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  4. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Chapter 2012.
    Page 1 of 365.

  5. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:05am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  7. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:41pm UTC
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    " Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
    I don't know about you, but I didn't
    half that stuff in fifth grade...
    ------------------------

  8. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Your Life Is A Garden And Your Thoughts Are Your Seeds, So If Your Life Isn't Awesome, You Have Been Watering The Weeds.

  9. brody17 brody17
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    fave this quote...
    and ill write a word on your
    profile that describes you.

  10. laughlovelive laughlovelive
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    Oh hot damn...
    Fav if you just said "this is my jam"

  11. fball2 fball2
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Fave for An Honest Rate

  12. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Am i the only one,
    who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

  13. JaneyyZ JaneyyZ
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    "My parents were on the 97th floor on 9/11.
    They were on the second trade center tower only one office away from each other, they made the smart choice of jumping. But, before they did they called me. I was only 13 I don't know why they called me but I was in school. We were at lunch so I was allowed to answer the phone, I answered not realizing they were about to die. My mom answered and said 'Hello, baby, listen to me I love y-' and the line cut off. Two hours later I learned they jumped. Holding hands"

  14. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    reading a book;
    &having to reread the same paragraph
    over and over because your thoughts are
    too d i s t r a c t i n g .
    theunicorn

  15. CookieMonster6472 CookieMonster6472
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    *****
    Click the ♥If I list his Name
    Jack, Riley, Josh, Jake, Jacob, Andrew, Drew, Steven, Jesse, Cole, Jaden, Michael, Mike, Griffin, Wyatt, Wyatt, Chase, Devin, Seth, Sean, Charlie, Brendan, Brandon, Zach, Mitchell, Matthew, Aiden, Ben, Austin, Brad, Bradley, Liam, Anthony, Sam, Carter, Rj, Trent, Tyler, Scott, Robert, Bob, Jim, Alex, Chris, Christopher, Aaron, Eric, Connor, Kyle, Clark, Carlos, Oliver, Blake, Eli, Caleb, Callum, Joey, Joe, Parker, Brian, Briant, Lucas, Nathan, Evan, Gavin, Grant, Pierce, Ian, Jason, Cooper, Nick, Angelo, William, Ethan, Tj, Jeff, Jeffery, Henry, Cameron, Dylan, Landon, Xavier, Mason, Daniel, Max, Justin, Patrick, Billy, Luke, Jordan, Leonard, Tom, Hayden, Tristan, Buddy, Kevin....
    Comment his name if it's not on here♥
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. xxxautumnxo xxxautumnxo
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    ♥-----------♥-----------♥
    NO DAD
    NOT EVERY GUY I HANGOUT WITH IS MY BOYFRIEND.
    ------------♥------------

  17. immabelieber123 immabelieber123
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    Hello, beautiful.
    I'm quite bored.
    Fave and I'll post something in your comment box and follow you.:D
    <3

  18. Keisha John* Keisha John*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    brick wall
    waterfall
    girl u think u got it all
    but u dont
    i do so BOOM wit dat attitude
    peace punch captain crunch
    I got sumthin u cant touch
    BANG BANG choo choo train
    wind me up while i do my thang
    reeses pieeses 7up
    mess wit me i'll mess u up
    elbow elbow
    wrist wrist
    cry now girl
    u got
    DISSED!!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC
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