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1. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   Prince Charming:
   Says You Are The
   Love Of His Life
   Forgets What You
   Look Like And Has
   To Put A Shoe On
   Every Girl In The
   Kingdom
   
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2. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   He Who Laughs
   Last Thinks The
   Slowest!
   B*tch Please....
   He Who Laughs
   First Has The
   Dirtiest Mind
   
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3. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   Message From
   Mom:
   I Spent 1.5 Hours Cleaning The Kitchen. If You Mess It Up ......
   I will CUT You <3
   
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4. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   Lets Play Heads Or
   Tails
   Heads: You Give Me Some Tails!
   Tails: You Give Me Some Head!
   
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5. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   When A Girl Is In Love:
   Yes..... Finally!!!!!!!!!
   When A Boy Is In Love:
   .....This.....Can't.....Be......
   
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6. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   This Is Love
   Nice Boy =>Nice Girl=> Jerk=>S*ut
   
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7. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   S*ut:
   Mom Bought Me More Crayons
   I Have Eyebrows Now
   
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8. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   Before You Judge Me
   Make Sure You're Perfect
   
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9. lucky_charms
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   I Have Big Feet
   You Know What Thay Say About Big Feet
   They'd Say "Damn You Have Big Feet"
   ;)
   
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10. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Me: Can I Go To The Bathroom
    Teacher: I Dont Know Can You?
    Me: B*tch, I Will Sh*t On Your Desk
    
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11. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Girl: Hey, Do You Play Tennis
    Boy: Why Do You Ask?
    Girl: Because Your Right Arm Looks More Muscular Then Your Left Arm Which Means That You Must Play Tennis
    Boy: Yeh, Tennis Thats It
    ;)
    
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12. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    1:Want To Hear About A Joke About A Broken Pencil
    2:Yeah
    1: Nevermind It Is Pointless :)
    2:Come On Man, Please Just Tell Me
    
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13. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Popeye Was A Lonely Sailor
    No Wonder He Had Such Big Forearms
    ;)
    
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14. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Um, This One Time I Turned On My Radio.....
    Cause I Wanted To Hear Some Tunes.....
    But No Tunes Came Out Of My Radio,
    So I'm All .....
    This Is Bogus,
    But then My Best Bud Leaf ,
    He's All, "Dude, It's A Toaster."
    If U Know What Thats From :)
    
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15. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    There's Plenty Of Fish In The Sea, But Until I Catch One, I'm Stuck Here Holding My Rod
    
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16. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    She Sent Me A Winky Face
    B*tch Wants The D*ck
    
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17. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Boy: Hey Baby Lets Play Carpenter, First We Get Hammered Then I'll Nail You
    Girl: But You Didnt Bring Enough Wood
    ;)
    
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18. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Dont Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person
    Think Of Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey
    
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19. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    MUSIC
    Helps Me Escape From The Reality I Live In
    
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20. lucky_charms
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Ask Me About My Attention Deficit Disorder Or Pie Or My Cat, Or A Dog. I Have A Bike, Do You Like TV? I Saw A Rock. Hi
    
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