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  1. xoshannonxo12 xoshannonxo12
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
    will that ever be enough?

  2. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:47am UTC
    Today
    I was approached by a homeless man who asked if i had any change I only had two dimes, but i gave it to him anyways. As i watched him walk away, he put the dimes in someone's expired parking meter Someone who can't afford to feed himself but helps others. ♥♥♥

  3. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:52am UTC
    Hi spider,
    Nice spider,
    Let me pet you...
    With my foot!
    Good spider,...
    Dead spider.

  4. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:56am UTC
    Things I do when I'm home alone:
    1. Turn on all the lights
    2. Go on the Internet for as long as I want
    3.Put on the T.V. for background noise
    4. Sing out loud
    5.Turn my music up as loud as it can go
    6. Change in the middle of the house
    7. Talk to my pets and inanimate objects
    8.Eat whatever I want Anyone else? .

  5. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Fave this if you
    found the the mistake
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9

    And if you had to look twice

  6. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:35am UTC
    ORGANISM
    you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
    .

  7. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:42am UTC
    Why people
    don't open curtains during the night
    6% scared of the dark
    94% scared someone is pressed up against the window watching you

  8. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    How you get sleepy after crying,
    It’s like your mind is telling you, “you’ve suffered enough,
    it’s time to shut down for a bit.”

  9. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:43pm UTC

    So True People ♥ (: ♥
    - While your ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention
    - while your giving her problems another guy is listening to her problems
    - while your too busy for her another guy is making time for her
    - while you making her cry another guy is trying to make her smile
    - while your not sure if you still want her another guys already figured it out.

  10. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:32am UTC
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    Trust is like paper, once it has been crumpled it can never be perfect. .

  11. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Person dies in movie;
    "Eh. They probably desevered it."
    Dog dies in movie;
    "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

  12. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:55am UTC
    Dear hair,
    please grow on my head, eye brows and eye lashes ONLY.
    sincerely, girls.

  13. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:02am UTC
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  14. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:05am UTC
    And who else thinks iTunes
    should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
    just me?♥
    nmf

  15. foreverrx23* foreverrx23*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Love me or hate me,
    I promise it won’t make or break me.

  16. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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  17. kclove5 kclove5 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Mom: You should exercise more.
    Me: I walk a lot.
    Me: To the fridge.
    Me: To get food.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: I 'm going to walk now.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    When girls play dumb because they think its "cute."
    Like no, you just look retarded.

  19. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    What I say, "I'm bored."
    What my mom hears, "I want to do chores."

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    If your friends aren't making fun of you,
    they're not really your friends.

:)

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